MMA Squared: Friday Caption Contest

It’s been over ten years since the UFC last had only one show in the month of January. Dana takes a hard look at the calendar and his brightest Interim champ offers some advice.

Here’s today’s caption contest and below is last week’s winner(s).

There were three stellar entries last week by TeamSerginho, GopnikBezElektrichestva, and Wolzal

“Jon, according to your urine analysis, you’re menopausal. You have the metabolism of a sixty-eight year old woman.”

“If anything, we will say it’s Woodley’s.”

Scientist 1: “How do we phrase these damning test results so close to Christmas?”

Scientist 2: “The Immaculate Detection”.

Take care of yourself and I’ll talk to you next week. Chris.

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