RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Sometimes I wonder why I fight. Then I remember it's the closest I'll ever come to being a Ninja Turtle and that's been my dream since birth" -David Michaud
"@danawhiteufc make me free #wandfree ! Lets go My friends send #wandfree to Dana we dont stop!!" -Wanderlei Silva
"Hello @Reebok and @BrochuKevin I hope I got your attention last week. Let's talk." -Rafael dos Anjos
"My autocorrect just changed "hot tub" to "got rub" and I think that would have caused quite a bit of awkwardness..." -David Michaud
"Just got a new phone and for some reason none of my contacts backed up. Lost all of my contacts, text me your info" -Jon Jones, or just snapchat it to the man.
"First came to #RioDeJaneiro in '99. A lot of progress made BUT unfortunately most of the napkins here still have that wax paper vibe. #smear" -Kenny Florian
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EVERYBODY IS CALLING THEM OUT
"@ScottCoker I think @KimboSlice and I match up great. Let us get down and put on a show!#bellator #heavyhitters" -Lavar Johnson
""If I beat Mark Munoz, I'd happily fight @Bisping in the UK," - @LukeBarnatt tells the World Podcast." -UFC UK
"@UFC_UK @LukeBarnatt and he'd happily get beat Try not to lose to 2 people I've never heard of in a row and maybe one day we can talk." -Michael Bisping
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ALDO VS. MCGREGOR
"@TheNotoriousMMA tells Aldo "the eyes don't lie" in Brazil he's right! That's why he's always covering his up wearing shades 90% of the time" -Diego Sanchez
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CYBORG VS. ROUSEY
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PETTIS VS. KHABIB
"Pettis say my boxing amateur. We saw how his boxing is. Maybe he should box instead of get 3 haircuts a week" -Khabib Nurmagomedov
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MEANS VS. COVINGTON
"To the individuals stealing people's dogs and fighting them in Torrance county! Your a coward! #Nm #AnimalAbuse #NOTCOOL" -Tim Means
"@MeansTim Sorry about the dogs. Accept a fight with me and I will add 500 bucks to your reward #DontBeScared" -Colby Covington
"LOL you havent done anything worth fighting for. Keep poking tho great job!" -Tim Means
"lil birdy you would not last 2 rounds with me. Guaranteed!" -Colby Covington
"@MeansTim you know becoming the 8 in my 8-0 will be the biggest accomplishment of your career. You can brag about it to your grandkids." -Colby Covington
"lol I dont look in the rearview catch up. I want a real name!" -Tim Means
"#EasyMoney" -Colby Covington
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MACHIDA VS. ROCKHOLD
"I'm getting to that point in training camp where my opponent really starts to piss me off! #UFConFOX15" -Luke Rockhold
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BISPING VS. UNDERWEAR
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EMPLOYMENT
"Hey Mark just Checkn wit ya Baby got nottn but Luv 4 ya and I got yo back "That's What We Do Baby" @mark_munoz #UFCFightNight" -Burt Watson
"I Love MMA and teaching my knowledge on how to get it done Baby...Holla at me if ya need ta know how to get it done right" -Burt Watson
"Definitely not cut from the UFC… just signed a new contract. Doing Metamoris (grappling match) to keep busy." -Joe Lauzon
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RING GIRLS