I don't know what a short show involving the three of us would look like, but this isn't it. Dallas starts talking and my mind opens up like that rainbow tunnel at the end of "2001: A Space Odyssey." And given Connor's equally loquacious tendencies, well... Things go off the rails in a hurry. But, if ever there was a card that deserved to have a whole ton of time spent on it, this would be it. From the headliner of Daniel Cormier vs. Alexander Gustaffson and the co-main of Johny Hendricks vs. Tyron Woodley, all the way on down to Viktor Pesta vs. Derrick Lewis, this fight lineup is fun on a bun. Check out our SB Nation Super-Group for more complete coverage.
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Where was I? Oh yeah, audio: Also, if the sight of Connor's bathrobe makes you throw up just a little, then why not listen to the audio only version over on SoundCloud or iTunes.
Here's a look at the full fight card so you can follow along as we make up all sorts of crap:
PPV Card
Daniel Cormier vs. Alexander Gustafsson
Johny Hendricks vs. Tyron Woodley
Shawn Jordan vs. Ruslan Magomedov
FS 1 Prelims
Ali Bagautinov vs. Joseph Benavidez
Daniel Hooker vs. Yair Rodriguez
Alan Jouban vs. Albert Tumenov
Angela Hill vs. Rose Namajunas
Fight Pass Prelims
Islam Makhachev vs. Adriano Martins
Sage Northcutt vs. Frank Trevino
Chris Cariaso vs. Sergio Pettis
Derrick Lewis vs. Viktor Pesta