A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter and instagram: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, D.E.O, Scott Broussard, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.
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ROCKHOLD VS. BISPING VS. SYLVIA
"@Bisping wake up and get to work. You need to win a fight so the @ufc will let me beat your ass." -Luke Rockhold
"@LukeRockhold @ufc haha coming from the guy who has beaten 2 guys in his UFC career. I've been here for almost a decade. Your time will come" -Michael Bisping
"the problem is your time is up... your shit talk is worse than your eyesight these days." -Luke Rockhold
"3hrs and that's the best comeback you got? And don't you have a pool party attend?" -Michael Bisping
".@LukeRockhold: 'If Michael @Bisping squeaks by @CungLe185, I'll fight him and take out his other eye' http://sbnation.com/e/5712738" -MMA Mania
"classy" -Michael Bisping
"no spitting on opponents corner is classy. Calling the kettle black, tea master." -Luke Rockhold
"lol bisping has no class... he did it to @Jorge_Conquista cause he is class less. Try that to a MFS corner lol" -Tim Sylvia
"lol Pat would beat that ass" -Luke Rockhold
"lol yes he would" -Tim Sylvia
"@timsylviamma who rattled your cage?wtf this gotta do with you? Havnt you got a toilet to clean somewhere #washedup" -Michael Bisping
"@bisping win a belt then come talk to me" -Tim Sylvia
"ok, and do you recommend I wear it backwards in public?" -Michael Bisping
"@bisping just win one first then u can do what ever u want" -Tim Sylvia
"@timsylviamma would this be the belt you were stripped of for failing a drug test?" -Michael Bisping
"@bisping no I was never stripped I gave it up, then I said I was going to come back and win it again. Something u will never know about" -Tim Sylvia
"@timsylviamma one should never argue with fools as onlookers can't tell who's who from a distance. Therefore I bid you goodnight sir." -Michael Bisping
"@bisping I would bet the bank that u never even get to fight for the belt. Let alone ever win it" -Tim Sylvia
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POIRIER, CUB SWANSON... AND CLAY GUIDA'S WIN BONUS
"My dad repping @DustinPoirier and @headrushbrand like a G! pic.twitter.com/yzfCKsq4PT" -Matt Schnell
"@DustinPoirier Does he need a KillerCub shirt?" -Cub Swanson
"Hey stay out of this Cub. He's got enough shirts ...ok?" -Dustin Poirier
"Hey I haven't broken any of the fan recruiting violations" -Cub Swanson
"Even if by chance he does like your shirt ....he probably doesn't have room in his closet." -Dustin Poirier
"well Damn ..." -Dustin Poirier
"Yep the @ufc totally got me a custom closet for earning #1 contender status #ThisMayOrMayNotBeTrue" -Cub Swanson
"Oh yeah.. well they are gonna send me a lifetime supply of Lucky Charms after I beat Mcgregor. So......." -Dustin Poirier
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DRUGS!
"NSAC was way to easy on Chael today. They say let’s clean up the sport? Then they need to start attacking these cheaters with big fines! ...MY POINT is ALL MMA/UFC Fighters will think twice about doing sports enhancing drugs if you start attacking the pocketbook with big fines." -Josh Koscheck
"Very happy Vitor got licensed and he'll be randomly drug tested by blood/urine. This is the fight I wanted! #cheatersneverprosper #ufc181" -Chris Weidman
"I'll be ready for Dec 6th just in case..." -Luke Rockhold
"@LukeRockhold make sure you use all of the performance enhancing drugs that you can. Apparently it's totally fine." -Tim Kennedy
"Chael Sonnen was that kid with the cookies on his mouth saying "Mom I swear I didn't eat a cookie" #DudeCanLie" -Derek Brunson
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MOAR BEEF!
"@danhardymma I pray your heart gets better dan. But come on man in the mean while don't be jealous of mine!" -Diego Sanchez
"MISSING: Have you seen this man? He is 5'9 and weighs in at 145 lbs... It's been 2 weeks and no answer. If you've seen him notify me or the @ufc . I'm here, I'm ready..." -Akira Corassani
"if Zombie don't take that fight I'll accept it right now! Lmk" -Jeremy Stephens
"Enough is Enough @BryanCaraway .... Are you getting Cleared 2make some $$ or what partner ???!!" -Raphael Assuncao
"Props to Frankie's camp for announcing fights that aren't even real. Shady management at its finest! " -Cub Swanson
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RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Screw it. I'm going to take steroids, and/or lose fights so I can get big super fights and/or title fights." -Tim Kennedy
"So glad no one can hear me over excitedly talking to my dog when I get home (or just throughout the day) because I sound like an idiot." -Joseph Benavidez
"Representing myself in family court today : ) let's see how my @Onnit #alphabrain helps me drop knowledge on these people" -Ian McCall
"I like to recreate the ending from Dirty Dancing, except the part of Patrick Swayze is played by ice cream" -Mitch Clarke
"One thing social media has taught me is that people are either weird (my kinda people) or annoying." -Russell Doane, so which are they on this week's selection?
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TWICTURES
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MOAR TWICTURES
"I scoop-a da poop" -Natasha Wicks