A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels.
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CHAEL SONNEN, FUTURE WWE SUPERSTAR?
"There's easier ways to commit suicide, Vincie-boy. Aren't you about 45 minutes from the George Washington Bridge?" -Chael Sonnen
"Reason your guys work in a ring and not an octagon is because nobody on your roster can count to 8, you DOPE" -Chael Sonnen
"Just because your teeth are fake that don't mean they can't get PUNCHED OUT, y'big mark!" -Chael Sonnen
"Itd be entertaining to see Dana sweep him under the rug. He could use the one on top of Vince's head." -Chael Sonnen
"You'd be so punch drunk against Dana even your straight edge Champion @cmpunk will feel tipsy." -Chael Sonnen
"Ill help you out and tag along because you can't spell box office without S-O-N-N-E-N. how bout it? Vince w/ Punk vs Dana w/ Chael P?" -Chael Sonnen
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ROAD TO RECOVERY
"Just back from surgery and it feel great to have it fixed! Be ready to go in about 5 months" -Stefan Struve
"It feels gooooooooood to be able to chew again! :) Feeling great again folks and very motivated for my next fight! Back 2 the gym next week!" -Stefan Struve, just 4 days after that other tweet.
"PT twice a day and making progress every day #teammighty" -Demetrious Johnson
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WHO'S GETTING THAT COACHING GIG?
"At the beach in #thailand a few days before my first #MuayThai fight @zinganobjj" -Cat Zingano
"@danawhite Kani Basami! I have skills from any&everywhere that I know both @mishatate @RondaRousey cant handle #UFC" -Cat Zingano
"careful sweetheart, your swimming with the big fish now" -Miesha Tate
"Big fish, small pond. Matter oftime..." -Cat Zingano
"Save it for the Octagon girlie, that's what Im gonna do ;)" -Miesha Tate
"I have plenty saved up for that sweetie pie;)" -Cat Zingano
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MOUSASI GETS ROBBED
"@ufc some junkie punk-ass thief robbed my house when i was at gym, he took my PS4, laptop and Dr Dre beats headphone" -Gegard Mousasi, natural reaction would be "they're lucky he wasn't home", but the first thing I thought was "he has a PS4?!".
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PARTING PHOTOS
"Thanks #IPS for the invite! I had such a wonderful time last night! Thanks #LeonardParis for my outfit! I LOVE the S/S 2013 collection!" -Jessica C
"BTS with my fav Colombians 😊 #GEF http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iDmpzY07cE&feature=player_detailpage" -Logan Stanton, hellow.
"There they are @bitxboi ✌#proof #nofilter or whatever other dumb hash tags seem fitting :)" -Rachelle Leah