A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
HEY PASTOR BONES, 'GO BLESS SOME FANS'
"#Nike only made 80 signature T-shirts for UFC 151, I absolutely cannot wait to bless my fans, talk about #exclusive" -Jon Jones
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels.
JON JONES VS. CHAEL SONNEN
"@sonnench If you're going to disrespect me out of nowhere, at least disrespect me to my face like a man." -Jon Jones
"@sonnench and you call me a punk, I'm more man than you'll ever be. #Coward #Cheater" -Jon Jones
"Advice to @jonnybones. Take some of that Nike money, hire new writers." -Chael Sonnen
"Boarding plane to Oregon now, home of your corporate wage masters. Next time you are in town, knock on my door. Don't drive. @JohnnyBones" -Chael Sonnen
"@sonnench lol dude, you're not worth my time.. Earn a title shot instead of trying to talk your way into one and I'll be glad to hurt you" -Jon Jones
"@jonnybones Oh I plan too. Btw, how long did it take your parents to come up with your name, JON JONES.. #creative" -Chael Sonnen
"The toughest fight you've had at 205 was the chump who snatched the old ladies purse while you were playing on the swings at the park." -Chael Sonnen
"RT @Jonnybones: been watching tape on @sonnench. I'd rather relinquish my title and run away to HW than fight that man. #P4P #GOAT" -Chael Sonnen, hilariously trolls Jones a bit by sending fake retweets.
"RT @Jonnybones: @sonnench Why fight you? It's a lose-lose situation for me. I lose the fight and I lose my title." -Chael Sonnen
"Motivation comes in all different forms, he doesn't realize that he's actually making things harder for his teammate" -Jon Jones
"I KNOW you will never fight me. Don't be afraid. But I'll always be the monster in the closet of your mind, little JJ." -Chael Sonnen
JERSEY SHORE TIP: TRIM YOUR TOENAILS
"I started MMA training a few weeks ago ....here's my first boo boo (graphic)" -Vinny Guadagnino, Hat Tip to Crooklyn for the find.
THE NEWEST BLACKZILLIAN
"Diner with my new Blackzillian teammate and old-Idol Vitor Belfort. Welcome Vitor!" -Alistair Overeem
MAYHEM
"You can judge me if you want, hate me if you want, say anything you want. This is Amareca, you have rights. Just don't Harm anyone." -Jason Miller
"Respect the rights of free speech, and also recognize that speech is just that, speech, if you allow it to affect you, it's your own fault." -Jason Miller
"I have walked down much harder roads than this, many times before. I don't want you to waste thumb energy protecting me, or bashing me." -Jason Miller
"Ready for your lesson My former disciple and BFF, the creature formerly known as @fonzoblunt now and forever after to be referred to as "Bacteria," the lowest form of organic life. An single celled organism that only gets life from destroying the life of another organism... Yes @fonzoblunt i invite you into my home, accepted you, let you have anything you wanted, but you could not fight the greed. the fear of not having enough, not being famous enough, not getting what you feel you are ENTITLED to, @fonzoblunt so you try and wreck what I have built... From the street up, mistaking my kindness for stupidity, unaware of the all-seeing eyes that reside In my home. I am not mad at you, @fonzoblunt you have taught me a valuble lesson, and I thank you for the experience- you will still be punished but not in the form of me pressing charges, or beating you, no. @fonzoblunt you are banished from the monkeys, never to return again. your journey is your own, and the one you walk now is a sad one, littered with hurt feelings and pain to those you interact with. i feel sad for you, but I can no longer trust you to be around me, or anyone in my family, @fonzoblunt I wish you luck on your journey. I hope that one day you find true joy and acceptance of who you are, despite the restrictions society places on you, and you learn that you can never advance your standing in this life or the next by trying to hurt another human to feed your ego." -Jason Miller
"Apologies if that clogged your feed. Unfollow if you must, just needed to type. I love any and all of you, even if you think you hate me." -Jason Miller
""WE are all very concerned about you Jason-unless it interferes with MY schedule." " -Jason Miller
"I AM NOT SAD. I went to LA skid row and fed the "bottom" of our society, not to brag about it here, but to Do Positive. I am crazy. Yes. " -Jason Miller
"I did some socially unacceptable things last Sunday, that, for some reason has got some of you to hate me, even though at one time you loved " -Jason Miller
"I am caring for myself-if everyone turns their back on me, and you never see me on tv again, that is fine with me-I like living in the woods " -Jason Miller
"But while working with those less fortunate than myself, I have come to realize, WE are all crazy. America is crazy. I just want to shift it " -Jason Miller
"Not a cry for attention, personal glory, or monetary Gain. I did that in my time fighting for the @UFC and Have come to see I was wrong " -Jason Miller
"I am safe, with people that love me, and hope that you will join me. If I ever hurt anyone, I am sorry. " -Jason Miller
OH, YOU DON'T LIKE A WHOLE SECTION FOR LOGAN AND NATASHA? BITE ME.
"Instagramming on the job! Find me on instagram >> LoganStanton << I made it easy for ya ;)" -Logan Stanton
"Totally looks like real snow! Totally doesn't taste like it.. #mashedpotatoflakes" -Logan Stanton
"morning!! 💗 #hotpinklips #duckface" -Logan Stanton
"To read about my 10k this morning, please go to http://tinyurl.com/2fzgkqc Thank you to my sponsor http://RynoRunning.com" -Natasha Wicks
"HappyHumpDay! Girls&Guns 2013 Cal.! All proceeds to R.Coutures GI Found. & @itaintchemo" -Natasha Wicks
RONDA ROUSEY COMICS
"Lol! Great anti-bulimia slogan! "don't throw up - throw down!!"" -Ronda Rousey
"Who's next?" -Manny Gamburyan
APPARENTLY VERA BROKE HIS HAND ON SHOGUN'S HEAD
"Just found out.... At least no surgery, but I do have a fracture. Yes from the fight. Why now? I was hoping the pain would go away. Love to all!!" -Brandon Vera
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHERE "HOW'S TASTE MY TWEET TWEET" CAME FROM
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