A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
YOU DON'T ALWAYS GET CATEGORIES
"My gamer tag on Xbox .. JeFFie Num Numz don't ask y! ...Sorry guys,didn't know how many friends I could have on xbox,I will get a new 1,but 4 now,send me a bunch of messages,I will add the cool 1s" -Quinton Jackson
"@JimMiller_155 is going to haunt my dreams... he got 800 on the Kit kat punching machine and I got 799." -Joe Lauzon
"Love angry birds so much I'm gonna make a similar app with female dogs instead. "Angry Bitches"." -Kenny Florian
"Guys I'm sorry I gave yall the wrong gamer tag,but dude pissed me off on the game bad,I thought I would play a joke on him! Hahaha u no me!" -Quinton Jackson
"Uncle Chael's watching you fellas. No 'Government Cheese' hometown decision for Grease S.P." -Chael Sonnen
"I find myself kind of sad that Osama Bin Ladin is dead. I have fantasized about killing him almost as much as zombies... I will have to find a replacement." -Tim Kennedy
RAMPAGE JACKSON VS. KENNY FLORIAN
"@kennyflorian Hating on @Rampage4real won't make you jump higher, run faster, fight better or increase ur income #realtalk" -Martijn De Jong
"people love 2 hate on me,fuk @kennyflorian,he's just salty cus he's not a fighter anymore,haters make me stronger,#fake people" -Quinton Jackson
"@martijndej @rampage4real are u guys retarded? Seriously? Did u even see MMA live this week? That's some ignorant shit... Went from me giving an opinion (my job on ESPN) "thought Machida outpointed Rampage" to me hating on Rampage. Huh? Some geniuses out there." -Kenny Florian
"@kennyflorian dude i dont watch your show but my manager does,and he says u suck yo boy Evens ass and talk shit on me,so i jump off" -Quinton Jackson
RAMPAGE JACKSON <3 MICHAEL BISPING
"@bisping thanks mate,glad u came 2 help out,but not glad u r hitting harder than the last time we sparred. Side note my ass is getting nicer" -Quinton Jackson
"@Rampage4real side note, this is getting GAY hahaha see you tonight mate" -Michael Bisping
"Yo @bisping r u coming 2 spar 2 night? If so please don't hit me as hard as u did last time.. Side note I lost my face fat!!!!" -Quinton Jackson
"@Rampage4real Sorry mate, I'm Edmonton DJing tonight. Back on Sunday. Have a good one!" -Michael Bisping
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
BJ PENN TRAINED WITH ANDERSON SILVA
"Check this video out -- Private Lessons with Anderson Silva & Dede" -BJ Penn
TWICTURES
"The champs are here! @Jonnybones @georgestpierre" -Arianny Celeste, with Jon Jones and a terminator.
"Look The Silva ahaha" -Wanderlei Silva
"Someone special stopped by..one n only Royce Gracie ;)" -Arianny Celeste
THE REAL REASON YOU CLICKED AFTER THE FOLD?
"This shoot is getting a lil sweaty..rocking @ufc new perfomance line :)" -Arianny Celeste
"Welcome to my New Website! If you have something that inspires you that you’d like me to paint, go to my Contact page and email my manager. Let me know what it is and why it inspires you and I’d be glad to capture your love on canvas." -Brittney Palmer, who I really respect for getting serious with her art. Oh and here's the background image of her new site (click the image to see the bigger resolution)
"I get paid to play dress up." -Logan Stanton
"Lookin very 70's" -Logan Stanton
""May people they come and go, May people they just don't know.." I switched May and Mall.. name that movie! ;)" -Natasha Wicks
Think I missed a tweet that deserves to be featured? Let us know in the comments!