A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
CHAEL SONNEN VS. WANDERLEI SILVA
"You killed who? I was taking it easy on you. Ya looked like Tammy Faye Baker. I went easy so that new face of yours wouldn't fall off." -Chael Sonnen, responds to Wanderlei Silva saying that he "killed him" in practice one time.
"More guys have worked on your face than it took to build the Pyramids. You look like Lisa Rinna w/a Leprechaun beard, you fool." -Chael Sonnen
"You are a walking punchline. Go fight what's left of Sakuraba in an alley behind a sushi place in Tokyo for 10 Yen apiece." -Chael Sonnen
"If it wasn't for me, you would be thrashing around the jungle w/a blowgun trying' to catch breakfast... So a word to the UNWISE. DON'T TALK ABOUT ME. You don't have the words, I DO. You just got burried. Now run along or I'll do worse tomorrow." -Chael Sonnen
"Wanna talk some more about killing me in the gym, y'idiot? ...You're lucky your brother Joe's the matchmaker or you'd be sellin' barbecued monkey on the street in Manaus." -Chael Sonnen
SHOGUN RUA VS. RANDY COUTURE
"@randy_couture has more to give to MMA and shouldn't retire yet! I would be honored to fight him,he is a legend of the sport! @danawhite" -Shogun Rua, still wants a shot at the UFC Hall-of-Famer.
MANNY PACQUIAO VS. SHANE MOSLEY
"Well Twitter land it's official me, bob, and jay prince hammered everything out and bob is drafting up papers May 7 Sugar and PAC..... I told y'all first on Twitter. Fill special" -Shane Mosley
DONALD CERRONE VS. COLE MILLER
"@cowboycerrone wish i couldve seen it live so my blood could boil i was on a plane but after I fight Wiman I'll gladly remove one of ur arms" -Cole Miller, who heard about Donald Cerrone calling him out on the last WEC show.
"@colemillerATT bring that shit on... Cole you tear off my arm and I'll beat you with it!!!" -Donald Cerrone
STAYING TRUE TO TWITTER
"Just finished running on the beach and and saw a monster I'm scared now." -Antonio Mckee
"So chewing coffee beans is a-some! Can anyone tell me if you can snort instant coffee. I wanna try" -Forrest Griffin
"Kick shmick. I can do that, easy. #yeahrightlol" -Phil Baroni, talking about Anthony Pettis' "Showtime Kick"
"With @vitorbelfort and Royce Gracie on the beach in Rio ! Na praia no Rio!" -Shogun Rua
"Is it me or do these gloves make me look 10 times sexier?!" -Danny Castillo
TITO ORTIZ POINTS AT A PLANT
"at OC south coast mall. if you can find it here free Tito doll behind this bush. can u find it? ...by the southeast entrance... bloomingdales... let me know who finds it?" -Tito Ortiz
JAY HIERON AND FORREST GRIFFIN FASHION TIPS
"Getting the my feet done.. Gotta stay groomed!!" -Jay Hieron
"Now my hair cut...." -Jay Hieron
"Check out @ForrestGriffin swagg dude jus doesn't give a Fu$k.. You gotta love it!" -Jay Hieron
FRANK SHAMROCK TWIDEOS
"I just uploaded "Shamrock vs Baroni - The New York Badass vs The Legend" on Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/17908403" -Frank Shamrock
"Watch Enson vs Shamrock - Vale Tudo '1997 Tokyo Japan on Vimeo! http://vimeo.com/17925788 - a little NHB for brunch?" -Frank Shamrock
THE OCTAGON GIRLS
"Here's my cake..can u see the hidden message..well not really hidden " -Arianny Celeste
"New workout outfit..perfect for kickboxing @hbutc :D" -Arianny Celeste
"This-- right here-- is my SWAGGG. ;) hee hee" -Rachelle Leah
"Thanks to my paparazzi in the Bahamas, i now see exactly why my jeans don't fit the same. 2010 = +25 lbs And yes...a hot Brazilian was oiling me up. BOOYA! :)" -Rachelle Leah, training for a bout against BJ Penn.
"Ready to celebrate!!" -Rachelle Leah
"Just ran into my boy @anthonynjoku at PB! Where you been?!" -Chandella Powell
"Susie getting work done... weigh-ins about to begin" -Brittney Palmer
"Rain boots what!!!???" -Brittney Palmer
"Running the beach!" -Brittney Palmer
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS: NATASHA AND LOGAN BACK IN THE OCTAGON
"Feeling sooooo sexy!!! OMG! Who wants to make-out?!?" -Natasha Wicks
"Hahaha I got so many of you!! @antontabuena there's one for bloodyelbow ;) lol" -Natasha Wicks
"Merry christmas to me :)" -Logan Stanton, finally tweeted after being MIA for more than a month.
"Got my @tomsshoes on.. feeling fabulous! Somewhere a kid received a new pair of shoes :)" -Natasha Wicks
"Presenting @ Inside MMA.. Make-up done by @rachelgmakeup Airs on Dec. 31st :)" -Natasha Wicks
Not a tweet, but Natasha recently changed her twitter background image:
Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, and some guy named Anton Tabuena