it was brought to the ABC's attention that a mixed martial arts promotional group in Florida is purportedly holding events in which the winner is entitled to engage in sexual intercourse with the round card girl of his choice. The ABC's investigation of the matter has been hampered by the fact that the promotional group's Web site is "adult themed" and thus (according to the minutes of the ABC legal committee) "inappropriate for access via a government-owned computer."
Leave it to a dumbass small company to get in trouble for this. Everyone knows the winners choose the ring girls they want anyway.