UPDATE I’m re-purposing this article to be a results post. This is way less work than writing an entirely new post. There was a chance that I was going to update live results as this thing was going on, but I fell asleep. So now if you scroll to the bottom you can see who won the fights. Also, there were more fights than I expected. When I was writing my preview, I didn’t notice the ‘expand button’ on Celebrity Net Fights’ website. Had I clicked that it would have revealed a few more bouts, my bad — but not like anyone cared. Although, if I had done that I would have noticed that Caleb Reynolds aka Beastmode Cowboy was fighting. That’s marginally interesting to me because he was also on Survivor and I actually watch that show.
Also, this was kinda fun. I’ll keep an eye out for the next celebrity fight card and I might give that the same treatment I gave this one. Thanks for reading!
Tonight on fite.tv contestants from Big Brother USA and Big Brother Canada will throw down in the boxing ring. I hope they got paid up front.
In case you missed my preview for this event, I am covering this spectacle just in case it does a ton of traffic. We missed the boat on that TikTok vs. YouTube thingy, so I am giving this event the absolute least amount of effort just in case it blows up.
I don't know who any of these people are. I have no idea if they can box. But if you're interested in finding out you can watch the video below. The PPV costs $19.99.
Google Amp doesn’t like it when we embed things like this, so you might not see the video above. If that’s the case you can watch the event here.
If you are hanging out and watching this event, say hi in the comments below. You can also use the comment section to make fun of me for writing about this event. Or just write whatever you want down there (guidelines permitting). Seen any good movies lately? I was a little disappointed with @Zola. I highly recommend checking out Tangerine, a movie I really enjoyed, for something with a similar theme/tone.
Anyways, Big Brother... Some people actually liked my half-assed preview. I was even offered a free code to watch the event. It starts at 8 PM ET, by the way.
I might watch it. I'm still undecided. I have a toddler, so any time they are sleeping is valuable time I could be sleeping.
I wrote ‘live results’ in the headline, because that's what we do, but I may just look on twitter for results and add them in here as the event progresses. If that happens, I’ll be pretty late with them. There’s also a chance I fall asleep and then add the results in early next morning. If there are gifs of anything interesting, I’ll stick them in here, too.
Kaycee ‘Kool Hands’ Clark def. Veronica ‘Vicious V’ Doherty by split decision.
Faysal ‘Fessy’ Shafaat def. Jon ‘The Fessy Hunter’ Pardy by TKO, round 1.
Dallas ‘D-Train’ Cormier def. Nick ‘The Landlord’ Maccarone by TKO, round 1.
Adam ‘The Marine’ Pike def. Josh ‘The Cuban Wrecking Ball’ Martinez by TKO, round 1.
Godfrey ‘The Finesse God’ Mangwiza vs. Enzo ‘The Meow Meow’ Palumbo ended in a draw.
Caleb ‘Beastmode Cowboy’ Reynolds def. Michael ‘Rocky Mountain’ Stubley via unanimous decision.
Jozea ‘Roze’ Flores def. Hamza ‘King of Chaos’ Hatoun via TKO, round 2.
Madeline ‘Baddie Maddie’ Di Nunzio def. Angela ‘Rockstar’ Lantry via unanimous decision
Jeremy ‘The Manimal’ McGuire def. Tom ‘Tommy Boy’ Plant by TKO, round 1.