Jon Jones leads off our trifecta by doing that strangely sexually threatening thing which he’s done before that is always uncomfortable. This time about how what would happen if he broke into Anthony Smith’s house.
Next up, we have Ronda Rousey’s defending UFC sponsorship pay, asking why NBA players don’t wear Condom Depot. Maybe it’s because they get paid the same whether they win or lose. Also does someone have to let the Rowdy One know that the minimum salary for NBA players is almost $900,000 per year?
Fun fact: she referenced a sponsor that was banned from the UFC before women were even allowed to fight in the octagon.
And finally we have Jan Blachowicz who simply said “can’t wait to fist you.”
Take care of yourself, and I’ll talk to you Wednesday when there will be an update to the Gorey MMA alphabet