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Welcome to IF I DID IT where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world (insert hand gesture) not beyond.

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Join your host, the indubitable Alexei Auld, author of “7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators”, and his guests, the great Kid Nate, Bloody Elbow General Manager and the creator of The Let it Roll Podcast, and of course rounding out the team we have the infamous Eugene S. Robinson, from, the OZY CONFIDENTIAL PODCAST and author of “Fight, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You Would Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking”; Collectively, your MMA Puncholes.

This week The Puncholes feature...

  • You’re the OOF-SEE. You weren’t willing to pay Brock Lesnar in your post-pay-per-view world. So how do you respond to an unnamed Conor Whisperer telling TMZ “He’s ready to fight now. He’s in training. Everything needs to line up correctly ... opponent, place and of course, money”, live and in public, if you will? - 1:11 video, 1:27 audio
  • You’re Daniel Cormier. After losing a Brock Lesnar pay day, why are you Jonesing….to end your career….receiving a Boney beatdown? - 5:53 video, 6:09 audio
  • You're a UFC figher. Do you think in the wake of the new ESPN disincentivized PPV model for fighters, there is matchmaking motivation for the fighters? 15:35 video, 15:48 audio
  • REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN - 20:05 video, 20:22 audio
  • REGULAR FEATURE: LOST BATTALION - 24:14 video, 24:31 audio

*timestamps reflect times on both the VIDEO & AUDIO podcasts.

“We’ll be back next week with another installment of If I Did It and we don’t know what we’ll be talking about yet, because the PR mistakes have yet to be made.”

Welcome to another episode of IF THE SHOES FIT; a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! Join along while Alexei, Eugene and Nate discuss PR issues in the non-MMA world...

Now let’s get to stepping!

  • Step into the shoes of Anita Hill. Sleepy Joe Biden’s wife Dr. Jill, said people need to just move on from her husband’s treatment of you, live and in public, if you will. Should you stay silent or take a stand? - 0:44 video, 28:52 audio
  • Step into the shoes of a Democratic Member of Congress.. Nancy Pelosi says impeaching President Trump will play into his 2020 re-election plans, but your constituents don’t care. Walk us through your political considerations. - 5:09 video, 33:15 audio
  • Step into the shoes of Black Lives Matter. In this 24 news cycle, how can you ensure that Sandra Bland’s recently released cellphone arrest footage has legs? - 12:13 video, 40:19 audio
  • REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN - 18:36 video, 46:43 audio
  • REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF - 19:51 video, 47:57 audio

*timestamps reflect times on both the VIDEO & AUDIO podcasts.

“Until next week, no matter how tight, loose, or uncomfortable, remember these words: on this show, the shoes always fit, so we can never acquit.”

THANKS FOR JOINING US. FOLLOW US on Twitter: Eugene-@EugeneSRobinson, Alexei-@AlexeiAuld, Nate, @KidNate, and visit and “like” the MMA Puncholes Facebook page as well, for all the latest shows involving your favorite hosts, now with closed captions on our fb videos, in case you want to watch at work, but can’t really “listen”.

As always, if you enjoyed our show, give us a shout out in the comments here on Bloody Elbow, you can watch If I Did It and If the Shoes Fit, SUBSCRIBE, GIVE US A “THUMBS UP” & leave us comments at If The Shoes Fit on YouTube. Or, give us a “like”, share & subscribe over on one of our other BE Presents Podcast Channels: SoundCloud, YouTube, iTunes & Apple TV, iHeartRadio, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play, blubrry, TuneIn, OverCast, or Player FM – whichever one happens to be your listening platform of choice. While you’re there, don’t forget to subscribe to Bloody Elbow Presents; that way you’ll always be the first to get all of BE’s daily MMA offerings. For previous episodes of the show, check out our playlists on all of our BE Presents channels and at If the Shoes Fit on YouTube.

Visit us here on Bloody Elbow, buy “7 Secret Sources of Inspiration”, buy OXBOW’S Thin Black Duke and Chapel in the Pines wherever fine music is sold, listen to the Let It Roll Podcast, and check out our If the Shoes Fit Patreon page.

*intro/outro music on the SoundCloud production of If I Did It/If the Shoes Fit was provided by OxBow, starring Eugene S. Robinson.

The MMA Puncholes, Nate Wilcox, Alexei Auld, Eugene Robinson, John Nash, Stephie Haynes
The MMA Puncholes: Nate Wilcox, Alexei Auld, Eugene Robinson, John Nash, Stephie Haynes
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