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Care/Don’t Care Preview - UFC Witchita on ESPN+ 4: Lewis vs Dos Santos

Sorry cry babies! Eugene S. Robinson & Stephie Haynes are back with an all new edition of the infamous & patented Care/Don’t Care Preview for Lewis vs Dos Santos on Saturday, March, 9th on ESPN+ 4.

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It’s time for another of our infamous and patented Care/Don’t Care Preview with your talent: the astounding Eugene S. Robinson of and author of “Fight: Everything You Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You’d Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking” and host of the newly released OZY CONFIDENTIAL podcast, and the astute Stephie Haynes of Bloody Elbow’s Level Change Podcast and the Mookie & Crookie Show.

The format of the show is to announce each fight as they go, commenting whether or not they care about it at all, as well as introducing an off-topic discussion point or two. This week’s topics are as follows:

  • UFC 235 Review - 00:52
  • Definitions of “Eugenisms” - 9:12

“Pantheon of Mist & Woods” - 9:34

“Lost Battalion” - 11:07

“Woodpile” - 12:18

“GICT” - 13:25

“GICTA” - 14:29

“Dark Starred” - 15:16

“Event Horizon’d” - 16:13

“Phantom Tollbooth” - 20:37

“Lost in the Supermarket” - 21:50

“Major Tom’d” - 22:24

“Always Something” - 23:40

New Term: “Couch of Insignificance” - 25:27

  • UFC Wichita Care/Don’t Care Preview - 27:13 *timestamps in the fight card below
  • Ozy Confidential Preview - 42:19

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Here’s a look at the fight card as it stands now for UFC Wichita on ESPN+ 4, from the INTRUST Bank Arena in Wichita , Kansas, USA, on Saturday, March 9th, at 5PM ET, via

Derrick Lewis vs Junior dos Santos - 40:08
Elizeu Zaleski vs Curtis Millender - 39:14
Niko Price vs Tim Means - 37:16
Ben Rothwell vs Blagoy Ivanov - 34:26
Beneil Dariush vs Drew Dober - 33:31
Omari Akhmedov vs Tim Boetsch - 32:43

Anthony Rocco Martin vs Sérgio Moraes - 32:03
Yana Kunitskaya vs Marion Reneau - 31:37
Grant Dawson vs Julian Erosa - 31:08
Maurice Greene vs Jeff Hughes - 30:21
Louis Smolka vs Matt Schnell - 29:55
Alex Morono vs Zak Ottow* - 29:38
Alex White vs Dan Moret - 29:15

*Check out our recent interview with Zak Ottow here:

Be sure to follow Eugene on twitter @EugeneSrobinson, follow Eugene, John and Stephie at the MMA Puncholes page on fb, John at @heynottheface, and Stephie can be followed @CrooklynMMA, @MookieNCrookie, AND @LevelChangePod.


Who wins the main event?

This poll is closed

  • 35%
    Derrick Lewis
    (10 votes)
  • 50%
    Junior dos Santos
    (14 votes)
  • 14%
    (4 votes)
28 votes total Vote Now

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*Intro/Outro music has been provided by OxBow, starring Eugene S. Robinson.

The MMA Puncholes, Nate Wilcox, Alexei Auld, Eugene Robinson, John Nash, Stephie Haynes
The MMA Puncholes, Nate Wilcox, Alexei Auld, Eugene Robinson, John Nash, Stephie Haynes
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