Mike Tyson training Chris Brown, records Soulja Boy diss track

Chris Brown vs. Soulja Boy is a thing. And, as we previously reported, it appears to be a thing that is actually happening, as the two men have agreed to a March PPV boxing match to be promoted by Floyd Mayweather’s Mayweather Promotions. No date is yet finalized, but it’s looking like Dubai is a possible location for the fight.

Initially, Floyd Mayweather and Adrien Broner had jumped in on the action, with Mayweather training Soulja Boy and Broner training Chris Brown, but apparently that wasn’t crazy enough, so now, Broner is out as Brown’s trainer, and Mike Tyson is in.

Still not satisfied that this is weird enough? OK, how’s this - Tyson has recorded a Soulja Boy diss track. Titled “If You Show Up”, you can get a preview of the track at Tyson’s Instagram page here. Here are the lyrics:

If you show up, it’s going down
I’m going to teach him how to knock your ass out
If you show up, it’s going down
I’m going to teach him how to knock your ass out
I’m Mike Tyson
It’s going down
I’m going to teach him how to knock your ass out
F*cker

No word yet on the Floyd Mayweather diss track.