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KNUCKLE UP #327: Bellator 149, Cowboy vs Cowboy vs Broke vs Back Vs Mountain, Ronda, Jeb + Why Poop Pancakes Taste Great!

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Literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his "one"-of-a-"kind" "perspective" to his super-counter-intuitive take on Bellator 149, UFC FN Cowboy Vs. Cowboy, Honda Housey's 100 foot cliff dive into a leadership position in a place where no one wants to lead, Jeb Bush and crying in public and, of course, death camp violin concertos. If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the massage parlor!

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In Round #327 KNUCKLE UP host and Stanford University alumni EUGENE S. ROBINSON [with the S standing for "Stanford!"], welcomes VITOR BELFORT and explains all of why that piss flowing from the sky is not rain but is, indeed, piss, and why you're happy that it's Bellator 149 piss, UFC FN Cowboy vs. Cowboy piss and Ronda Rousey on TV talkshow piss. Golden showers of goodness in the right light and hating on the hate-worthy is really just the wrong way of looking at this whole thing. Straight from the juniper bushes behind the 7-11, lady and gentleman [yes, one of each]: the last truly FREE voice in America!!!

And for the listener ON THE GO? The KNUCKLE UP TIME LINE.

1] 7:01: ALL THEY WANTED WAS SEX. AND THAT'S ALL I GAVE THEM!

2] 8:52: I DON'T FOLLOW YOU, ALEX

3] 30:34: SHAVE AND SHOWER NEXT TIME!

4] 41:00: WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE GUYS FIGHT WHO FIGHT WORSE THAN ME?

5] 41:30: CRUCIFIED: ONE DINNER STORY

6] 41:35: THE LEAST LOVED GANGBANG STORY

7] 41: 37: SOMETHING SO CLEAR

Eugene S. Robinson host of Knuckle Up and author of Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking [Harper Collins], A LONG SLOW SCREW [Robotic Boot] and a play called THE INIMITABLE SOUNDS OF LOVE; A THREESOME IN FOUR ACTS [Southern] also sings for a band called OXBOW and appeared in Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6 (and yes, a Cosby story is in the works), a Miller Genuine Draft commercial, and had his own TV show in Germany called? "The Eugene Robinson Show."

Public proof that HITLER escaped? Well this is as close as you will get: http://www.ozy.com/flashback/hitler-the-one-that-got-away/62840

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