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KNUCKLE UP #330: UFC on Fox 18 + Bader, Barnett, Northbutt + the Long, Hard, Cold Reality of 'Next'

Literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his "one"-of-a-"kind" "perspective" to UFC on Fox 18 all the way from Parma, Italy where due to a janky Internet connection only about 89 percent of his genius takes on a hard night of losses and the reality that these most perfectly represent three poles of loss can actually be heard. Four Star hotel he's staying in be damned. But soldier through the dead spots and afterward there'll be a quiz regarding who has been Lost Battalion'd, who has been Phantom Tollboothed and who is Major Tom'd. And by quiz we mean in the comments. And yes: Nazis are back. Courtesy of Mr. Phil Anselmo.

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In Round #330 EUGENE S. ROBINSON [with the S standing for "Sicilian"], KNUCKLE UP host, world traveler and international ambassador of ill-will calls in from Parma, Italy, where Parmesan cheese comes from, and post-show does a show from a 4 star hotel that apparently has gerbils running their Internet. No scream because his voice is already thrashed out, video link problems, him giving his phone number on the air again, tequila, and a time change that does not favor coherence doesn't stand in the way of him explaining all he knows about All American hero garbage, his repeated use of "Northbutt" to describe Sage Northcutt, the Rothwell-Barnett to-do, and the Bader-Johnson campaign of total revelation. And Nazis in the first three minutes. It doesn't get much better than this. Actually yes it does, but whatever.

And for the listener ON THE GO? The KNUCKLE UP TIME LINE.

1] 7:01: WHAT MAKES YOU AN ALL-AMERICAN OTHER THAN BLONDE + GOOD TEETH?

2] 8:52: GOLDBERG NO LONGER SMILES

3] 30:34: THE RING GIRLS ARE PROLIFERATING. WHY?

4] 41:00: TURTLES MOCK YOU

5] 41:30: A NIGHT IN THE STONY LONESOME

6] 41:35: YOU ALWAYS GIGGLE FALSELY

7] 41: 37: DAVID BOWIE HATED THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. THIS IS GOOD.

Eugene S. Robinson host of Knuckle Up and author of Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking [Harper Collins], A LONG SLOW SCREW [Robotic Boot] and a play called THE INIMITABLE SOUNDS OF LOVE; A THREESOME IN FOUR ACTS [Southern] also sings for a band called OXBOW and appeared in Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6 (and yes, a Cosby story is in the works), a Miller Genuine Draft commercial, and had his own TV show in Germany called? "The Eugene Robinson Show."

And you want to SEE Eugene's funniest campaign video to date wherein he lambasts POLITICAL losers? Yes you do.

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