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Knuckle Up #362: UFC Fight Night of the Long Knives, the Lauzone, Hendonomics + Sexy Ronda Fatigue

Literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his "one"-of-a-"kind" "perspective" to the HENDO v BOETSCH UFC Fight Night slaughterhouse, up to and including a vodka-fueled card breakdown, a breakdown, the similarities between mother-in-laws and the Third Reich, and a look ahead at CAIN v. WERDUM and why there won't be a dry eye, or ass, in the hiz-ouse post-facto.

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In Round #362 the soul of KNUCKLE UP, primus maximus, and host EUGENE S. ROBINSON [with the "S" standing for "Stony"] completely ignores FRIEND OF KNUCKLE UP [FOK-U] Big BEN ROTHWELL's uber-strange attempt at up leveling his profile while simultaneously diminishing his market value and singing his praises for doing so while making this night of horrible picks a little less horrible. Add to this insight on the HENDO win, POIRIER and his placement in the LAUZONE space, his continuation of the ex-mother-in-law rant and why the VELASQUEZ-WERDUM to-do will both crush AND kill. And oh yeah, LEE KEMP.

Eugene S. Robinson host of Knuckle Up and author of Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking [Harper Collins], A LONG SLOW SCREW[Robotic Boot] and a play called THE INIMITABLE SOUNDS OF LOVE; A THREESOME IN FOUR ACTS [Southern] also sings for a band called OXBOW and appeared in Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6 (and yes, a Cosby story is in the works), a Miller Genuine Draft commercial, and had his own TV show in Germany called? "The Eugene Robinson Show."

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