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Knuckle Up #360: Bellator 138, the magnitude of suck, the apex of Jedrzejczyk greatness +much more

Literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his "one"-of-a-"kind" "perspective" to the miserable and misbegotten misadventure that was KIMBO SLICE v. KEN SHAMROCK, the coloration that that lent the entire Bellator enterprise over and above Bellator 138 and why it might not necessarily be bad for business and the wholly holy redemptive power of JEDRZEJCZYK, Nazis and group sex at McDonalds. Hunh? What? Yeah: exactly.

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In Round #360 KNUCKLE UP prototypical archetype and host EUGENE S. ROBINSON [with the "S" standing for "SOS"] does very precisely what he told you he'd never do when he told you he would not watch BELLATOR 138. It's not so much that he lies but more that he just says stuff that doesn't end up being true. But with that great power comes great irresponsibility and a deep and abiding shock at what SCOTT COKER, KIMBO and SHAMROCK had wrought. But from the depths? Comes the exalted highs of JEDRZEJCZYK v. PENNE. And then? Then everything was A-friggin'-OK. So much so that RONDA'S sex life, NAZIS, gang bangs in McDonalds and fear of acid being thrown in his face? Yes: all covered.

Eugene S. Robinson host of Knuckle Up and author of Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking [Harper Collins], A LONG SLOW SCREW[Robotic Boot] and a play called THE INIMITABLE SOUNDS OF LOVE; A THREESOME IN FOUR ACTS [Southern] also sings for a band called OXBOW and appeared in Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6 (and yes, a Cosby story is in the works), a Miller Genuine Draft commercial, and had his own TV show in Germany called? "The Eugene Robinson Show."

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