clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

Knuckle Up #368: Drunken Deeds That Trolls Named Jon Jones Do, UFC 186 + Mighty Mouse's Magnificence

New, 17 comments

Literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his "one"-of-a-"kind" "perspective" to drunk driving, hit and running and very possibly the okey doke-ing JON JONES's School of Stunts and postulates that his reasons for doing so may be more complex than you think. Plus the miserable lows of UFC 186 backed with the exultant highs of DEMETRIOUS JOHNSON's attitude adjustment of a son of the rising son. And lots of on-point ramble about sex with MADONNA, ANGELINA JOLIE, as well as conversations with God. Dammit.

If you buy something from an SB Nation link, Vox Media may earn a commission. See our ethics statement.

In Round #368 KNUCKLE UP's hostile host, bellicose and truculent in the extreme EUGENE S. ROBINSON [with the "S" standing for "So-So-Satisfied"] has a reason to be cheerful in his framing of JON JONES most recent scam to get some time off while ANTHONY "RUMBLE" JOHNSON has to refocus and the rest of MMA media scratches its collective head. Add this to the roller coaster ride that was his Waldo-esque journey to get his ass in front of the fight, his huffing of petrochemicals immediately prior to show time and his ebullient joy at seeing a guy fighting who really wants to be a fighter in MIGHTY MOUSE. To quote Big Daddy Kane, that's ALL she wrote.

Eugene S. Robinson host of Knuckle Up and author of Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking [Harper Collins], A LONG SLOW SCREW [Robotic Boot] and a play called THE INIMITABLE SOUNDS OF LOVE; A THREESOME IN FOUR ACTS [Southern] also sings for a band called OXBOW and appeared in Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6 (and yes, a Cosby story is in the works), a Miller Genuine Draft commercial, and had his own TV show in Germany called? "The Eugene Robinson Show."

We'll have the audio only version available tomorrow.

If you have troubles watching the vid on this player, WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE. [Click "LIKE" when you do.]

And there's an audio-only version of the show on SoundCloud.

And Eugene's badass'd 1965 Chevy Chevelle? Yes, it makes an appearance here too.

And subscribe to MMA Nation on YouTube!