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How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Failed Drug Tests, Reebok 'doesn't like brunettes'?

The week's most interesting bits from the MMA and UFC twitter world.

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter and instagram: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, D.E.O, Scott Broussard, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Karim ZidanMike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.

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RANDOM TWIDBITS

"Time to rebuild my body. First day of camp. Get in shape to get into fight shape. #OrtizChamp2015"  -Tito Ortiz, well it worked for Jones.

"Beer and hotdogs, coward. @jonfitchdotnet"  -B.J. Penn

"Doc gives me a lecture about health hazards of my profession today. Meanwhile his gut hangs over his pants and he's breathing like a whale"  -Cody Gibson

"Driving to Disney w/ my daughters for their 2nd bdays. Will work on the Mickey vs. Donald (not Cerrone, although he'd take it) superfight."  -Dave Sholler

"Is a clam considered an animal??!? Or just a creature ?"  -Felice Herrig, remember that Jessica Simpson quote about Tuna and Chicken on the Sea?

"I'm thinking about doing Touchy Fili booty shorts. How many girls (or guys, I don't judge) would rock a pair?"  -Andre Fili

"As if @dc_mma wasn't beloved enough in the MMA community. #allaboutthatcake"  -Jon Anik

"If it doesn't involve training, eating or business. I am out."  -Conor McGregor, and whiskey.

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DRUG TESTS

"[Gets on Twitter to have some fun] [Sees torches and pitchforks] [Quickly logs off Twitter]"  -Stipe Miocic

"The only person who shouldn't get fined or suspended is nick diaz .. He fought a juiced up G.O.A.T and did better than any1 give him a bonus"  -Damarques Johnson

"GOAT. greatest of all time, or get off all testosterone?"  -Ben Askren

"I’m not retiring. There just isn’t a fight I am interested in or excited about. I am disappointed in this sport and I have to make a living."  -Tim Kennedy

"I still respect @HectorLombard as a man and as a Martial Artist. I am never surprised when pro athletes get caught w PED's.... Tough business, hard on body. He was coming off injuries, needed 2 stay healthy 2 make money 2 live"  -Josh Burkman

"So now with no clear, or clean opponent & going 8 - 1 in his last 9 fights... Can we ALL agree @rory_macdonald is the #1 contender!?"  -Elias Theodorou

"I agreed with some of you... UFC can I get my win money though; )"  -Josh Burkman

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WHEN IT KEEPS HAPPENING ALL THE TIME

"Does anyone in the UFC actually follow the rules?"  -Jordan Burroughs

"A few of us"  -Tyron Woodley

"Few of us still out there, I know I can vouch for myself n teammates"  -Ben Henderson

"JB, I do!"  -Daniel Cormier

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HOPEFULLY ESPARZA IS NEXT

So honored to be a Reebok athlete!!! My new kicks got me groovin!!!!!! Haha @reebok @reebokwomen

A video posted by Paige VanZant (@paigevanzantufc) on

"Maybe they don't like brunettes"  -Carla Esparza

"Paige VanZant got that exclusive Reebok deal, you go girl. Wish I was pretty!"  -Derek Brunson

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HMM.

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