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KNUCKLE UP #344: The Ronda Rondele, Team Alpha sleight of hand + how good lies make reality real

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Literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his "one"-of-a-"kind" "perspective" to the RONDA-RONDA'S MOM-RONDA'S COACH-RONDA'S TRAVIS car crash, the FABER-DILLASHAW monkeyshines, how BELLATOR blew the FEDOR-TITO ORTIZ joke fight of the century, why ALDO-McGREGOR is a win-win for The Bald One and the science of IT and the HEAT and why JONNY BONEY JONEY is the only one at present who has both and why the UFC needs more of either. Plus KNUCKLE UP HEAD fan sightings, WSOF 24, VEGAS not staying in Vegas and racial anarchy!

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In Round #344 KNUCKLE UP host, Las Vegas habitué and rageholic EUGENE S. ROBINSON [with the "S" standing for "Smoking"] covers in excruciating detail exactly, precisely how you need to start seeing that which spreads itself in front of you via RONDA, FABER, DILLASHAW, ALDO, McGREGOR et al lest you fall unwitting dupe of powers perpetually one step of ahead of you. We're suggesting this not because we hate this sport but very precisely because of how much we love it. So, LIVE from LAS VEGAS's finest drunken hotel rooms, ladies and gentleman [yes, that IS singular], welcome to KNUCKLE UP.

And for the listener ON THE GO? The KNUCKLE UP TIME LINE.

1] 7:01: WHO HASN'T SEEN MY PENIS?

2] 8:52: I'M NOT PAYING THAT BILL

3] 30:34: DONALD TRUMP + THE TROLLING OF AMERICA

4] 41:00: WHY HAS THE BALD ONE NOT CALLED ME YET

5] 41:30: DO WE HAVE TO FEEL SORRY FOR A MAN WHO CAN AFFORD TO SPEND $75000 ON WHORES?

6] 41:35: HITLER, RACIAL ANARCHY + POPTARTS

7] 41: 37: I HAVE TO POOP. AGAIN.

Eugene S. Robinson host of Knuckle Up and author of Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking[Harper Collins], A LONG SLOW SCREW [Robotic Boot] and a play called THE INIMITABLE SOUNDS OF LOVE; A THREESOME IN FOUR ACTS [Southern] also sings for a band called OXBOW and appeared in Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6 (and yes, a Cosby story is in the works), a Miller Genuine Draft commercial, and had his own TV show in Germany called? "The Eugene Robinson Show."

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