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KNUCKLE UP #345: Bold takes on your next 3 months of fight time + Nazis!

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Literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his "one"-of-a-"kind" "perspective" to the careful and confusing plans and plots for FEDOR, CONOR, JONNY BONEY JONEY, ALDO, RONDA and how the next portion of time in MMA for those fans of MMA will be fraught with uncertainty and not a little bit of a possibility that it all come crumbling down like a wet wall of sound. But don't be scared, homie. There'll still be people who want to punch other people in the face even if that's only him wanting to punch YOU in the face. And Nazis!

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In Round #345 KNUCKLE UP host and still world's most handsome man EUGENE S. ROBINSON [with the "S" standing for "Suck It"] lays out in no uncertain terms how FEDOR's return, originally such a cool thing has suddenly become not a cool thing at all, CONOR and ALDO and The Great UFC Squeeze Play, JBJ and his preordained destruction of all that he can, godzilla-like and for the first time a totally unsubstantiated rumor of the kind that touches on celebrities and sexual predation as well as fighters who really really really need to stop fighting. For real. No joke. You can tell your friends you heard it here first. Believe it.

And for the listener ON THE GO? The KNUCKLE UP TIME LINE.

1] 7:01: FALLING ON THE FLOOR IN THE SUPERMARKET: A PARENTING PRIMER

2] 8:52: CRYSTAL METH: AN ACHIEVER'S GUIDE

3] 30:34: SCOTT COKER: CONSPIRACY!!!

4] 41:00: MMA IS GOING TO EXPLODE. BUT THE BAD KIND.

5] 41:30: HIGH PRICED "ESCORTS"

6] 41:35: NAZIS

7] 41: 37: STARING INTO THE CAMERA + ASKING IF ANYONE IS "TALKING TO ME"

Eugene S. Robinson host of Knuckle Up and author of Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking [Harper Collins], A LONG SLOW SCREW [Robotic Boot] and a play called THE INIMITABLE SOUNDS OF LOVE; A THREESOME IN FOUR ACTS [Southern] also sings for a band called OXBOW and appeared in Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6 (and yes, a Cosby story is in the works), a Miller Genuine Draft commercial, and had his own TV show in Germany called? "The Eugene Robinson Show."

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