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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter and instagram: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, D.E.O, Scott Broussard, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.
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RANDOM TWIDBITS
"My family fought alongside Wallace in the fight against King Edward I and the English occupiers in the late 1200's." -Conor McGregor, responding to a fan saying he's the William Wallace of the 21st century.
"Love it I'm so excited to hurt you better TAP quick MR @DerekBrunson Bring it!! Ay and happy new year @DerekBrunson" -Ed Herman
".@Cowboycerrone is either delightfully insane or has a gambling debt to pay off. Maybe both. Either way, I respect the work ethic." -CM Punk
"Hey @JonnyBones you may be the best 205lber in the world, but I know all you really want is the fans love. Sorry you'll never get it." -Ben Askren
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VIDEO GAME PHILOSOPHY
"Do Pokemon even like being in the PC? Is it like hibernation? Is it selfish to catch 'em all? #philosiphizing #deeppokéthoughts" -Ronda Rousey
See you later priorities pic.twitter.com/LuoN8Tp7QK
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) January 2, 2015
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BONES NOSE
"Jon Jones: Kilo for Kilo the best fighter on the planet!" -Ben Askren
"
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#idiot" -Cathal Pendred
"Really!?!? Positive drug test and he's applauded for his decision to enter rehab? Hopefully punishment is in store...treat everyone equal" -Eddie Wineland
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oh yall out the drug testin business now huh..." -Jason High
"COCAINE=
0 FINE,
0 PENALTY,
0 SUSPENSION,
0 FIRED,
0 REPREMANDING
WEED=
CAREER CRUCIFIXION,
FINE,
FIRED,
SHUNNED,
OSTRACIZED,
RUINED!
????" -Pat Barry
"Hats off to Jon Jones. I mean dude is living and defending his belt. Not a lot of people can do both... I was just being sarcastic of course." -Alptekin Ozkilic
"Steroids no caffinee no weed no cocaine.... Eh it slide" -DaMarques Johnson
"Reem was suspended for not pudding clean while do a media tour for his fight... I Jus don't agree with the picking & choosing of when and who the rules apply to and who is exempt. I hope he is ok truly" -DaMarques Johnson
"Jon doesn't have cocaine problem. He got busted and decided the best way to get out of owning up to doing something dumb Is to play the 'I've got a problem, I need rehab, please feel bad for me' card. He'll be posted up at some nice rehab for celebs" -Will Brooks
"I thought that Pat Healy couldn't take 130.000 $ because of drugs.What the different between @JonnyBones and @BamBamHealy" -Khabib Nurmagomedov
"So cocaine ISN'T banned out of competition? Seems pretty fucked to me." -Michael Chiesa
"Not only is #JonJones trending but cocaine sales are up
30% according to Nasdaq" -John Alessio
Damn! @ufc @danawhite I can honestly say the best thing to happen to me was getting fired from the UFC #danaisabitch pic.twitter.com/JBZhl2macz
— matthew riddle (@riddletuf7) January 6, 2015
For more tweets on the matter, check it out here: MMA Twitter round-up: Fighters react to Jon Jones' positive test for cocaine
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PUNK STARTS TRAINING AT ROUFUSPORT
"@CMPunk I knew nothing about u so I watched a 100min film about you. seem to be a legit, good dude. I'll buy you a lemonade sometime." -Matt Mitrione
"I like lemonade." -CM Punk
Fun day at @Roufusport with some visitors to the gym! @TWooodley @CMPunk @Showtimepettis @DinThomas pic.twitter.com/I3tBJfxnfV
— Ben Askren (@Benaskren) January 5, 2015
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TWITTER BEEF
"Every fight @FuryJury is in is boring. I had to chase his ass around. #scaredfighter" -Ramsey Nijem
"He KO'd your bitch ass with counter striking lol! You got something to say, call Joe Silva and I'll KO you too punk!" -Jeremy Stephens
"do you even still fight?" -Ramsey Nijem
"I been fighting before you and I'll have a job after UFC cuts your ass you little weak chin bitch! Man up call joe!" -Jeremy Stephens
"Lame. You've been KO/TKO how many times lol? My manager already called & asked for u. Let's do this, mouth. #StepUp" -Jeremy Stephens
"I was in the corner...You sounded great when you hit the canvas like a sack of potatoes." -Michael Chandler, also comments on Nijem's loss to Jury.
"@MikeChandlerMMA who's this the waterboy?" -Ramsey Nijem
@RamseyNijem @MikeChandlerMMA @FuryJury This happened in 6 min LOL! You should never be a mouthy bitch. I'll fix it! pic.twitter.com/3DNvs2hPZd
— Jeremy Stephens (@LiLHeathenMMA) January 5, 2015
"any other of Myles achievements u would like to share? #uncleRicco" -Ramsey Nijem
"Too many to share. Just hurry up and call Joe so I can shut you up... what have you accomplished? #Squidward" -Jeremy Stephens
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TWITTER HEARTBREAK
"Wish I could just fall asleep 
" -Jessica Eye
"I SUCK AT PICKING GOOD MEN !!!!" -Jessica Eye
"@jessicaevileye 
" -Elias Theodorou
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SILVA DID IT BETTER WITH THE WET DIAZ FART
How to look cool while farting. Takes a little practice. @jasonsoul1 @gmvaughan @ajc_ldn http://t.co/WJzTDdKbDt pic.twitter.com/wHMfuBCRey
— Alan Jouban (@AlanJouban) January 6, 2015
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