BECW Season 11 Week 1 - UFC 182 The New Season Is Here

Just like your uncle's 1970 Slant 6 powered Dodge Dart that's been sitting in a barn for the last 25 years, the Bloody Elbow Civil War is rolling again after a little carb cleaner and a swift kick in the ass.

Welcome test subjects. We're kicking off the first event of the 11th season of the BECW tonight with UFC 182: These Guys HATE Each Other. After what feels like weeks of the same push n shove promo and an injury delay, Jon Jones is finally defending his 205lb title against Daniel Cormier.

Before I go any further, I'd like to direct your attention to the bottom of this post. We're going to try doing things a little differently this season, we're going to let you decide which non PPV/Fox shows to include in the BECW. Right now, the next scheduled UFC event is UFN 59 – McGregor/Siver. Vote on it, let us know if you want to include it or skip it.

If we skip it, the next BECW event will be Fox 14 – Rumble/Gus.

BECW matchups for tonight.


50 Shades of No Fucks Left to Give vs The League of Ordinary Fight Pickers

Jon Jones' Finger Magic vs Cheez-Itz Didn't Tap


The Fat Pasty Snack Eating Pearsons vs Joe Rogan's On-Air Interventions

The Mighty Mighty Basstones vs The AKA Anti Trust Action Squad


The Randier Couturiers vs Bas Rutten's Underrated Groin Kick

Also, if you're interested in joining the BECW as an alternate/replacement player, read this first. It will tell you everything you need to know and who to contact.

Now, the UFC 182 lineup.

UFC 182 (PPV at 10:00 p.m. ET)

Jon Jones vs. Daniel Cormier
Donald Cerrone vs. Myles Jury
Nate Marquardt vs. Brad Tavares
Louis Gaudinot vs. Kyoji Horiguchi
Josh Burkman vs. Hector Lombard

Fox Prelims (FOX Sports 1 at 8:00 p.m. ET)

Danny Castillo vs. Paul Felder
Marcus Brimage vs. Cody Garbrandt
Jared Cannonier vs. Shawn Jordan
Rodrigo Damm vs. Evan Dunham

Fight Pass prelims (UFC Fight Pass at 7:00 p.m. ET)

Omari Akhmedov vs. Mats Nilsson
Alexis Dufresne vs. Marion Reneau

THE SPREADSHEET – Bookmark this shit already. Everytime someone has to ask, Cruz tears another ligament.

LET'S MUTHERFUKERS! Did I do it right this time?

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