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Knuckle Up #381: the Gus Bust + Why Rumble-Jones Is Armageddon Gold

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Bloody Elbow's literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his "one"-of-a-"kind" "perspective" to not alienating an entire generation of possible fans/fanatics by chortling non-stop at having a 100 PERCENT SUCCESSFUL pick rate at UFC on FOX 14 and almost does so. Almost.

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In Round #381 master of all he surveys, boulevardier extreme and KNUCKLE UP host EUGENE S. ROBINSON [with the "S" standing for "S"] in non-shock and non-amazement at having all of his picks come up correct adds some perfectly placed perspective on how ALEXANDER GUSTAFSSON is still the Man not because of a seeming series of fatal mistakes but because he owned having made those mistakes against ANTHONY "RUMBLE" JOHNSON who is a comfortably successful foil to the Tweetin' + Deletin' Ruler of the Roost JON JONES.

Add to this a breakdown on how Light Heavies breakdown in 2015, the DAN HENDERSON imbroglio, the TWO major moves from DON'T CARE to CARE and why this was a much greater UFC than many are giving it credit for. Plus: nazis, orgies and nazi orgies.

Eugene S. Robinson host of Knuckle Up and author of Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking [Harper Collins], A LONG SLOW SCREW [Robotic Boot] and a play called THE INIMITABLE SOUNDS OF LOVE; A THREESOME IN FOUR ACTS [Southern] also sings for a band called OXBOW and appeared in Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6 (and yes, a Cosby story is in the works), a Miller Genuine Draft commercial, and had his own TV show in Germany called? "The Eugene Robinson Show."

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