The list of things I've written during my time as an MMA writer that surprise me is fairly short. Writing a headline involving former UFC champion Forrest Griffin, current pound-for-pound boxing king Floyd Mayweather Jr., former Lord of the Rings star Orlando Bloom and pop superstar Justin Bieber probably ranks near the top of that list.
With the recent "news" that Bloom and Bieber got into a scuffle in a restaurant, a scuffle in which Bloom threw a punch prior to the two being separated, Griffin made an offer.
"He threw a weak-ass punch," Griffin told TMZ. "He can come to Vegas anytime to train with me. If they ever fight again, I can show him some moves so he can win.
But I gotta warn Orlando ... I think Floyd Mayweather Jr. is gonna train Bieber -- and that guy's a monster."
I don't know what advice Griffin can really give in this case. After all, he never killed an Oliphaunt.