Welcome to "The Wookie Penis" episode, in which Kid Nate, Dallas Winston and Connor Reubusch break down each scrap on Friday's UFC Fight Night: Nogueira vs. Nelson fight card from Abu Dhabi. Old-school heavyweights Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, aka "Minotauro," and Roy "Big Country" Nelson captain the festivities while feisty featherweights Clay Guida and Tatsuya Kawajiri assume the co-main role. Rounding out the main card are welterweights John Howard vs. Ryan LaFlare and lightweights Beneil Dariush vs. Ramsey Nijem.
Clues to this week's episode name can only be found in the video. And that, my friends, is the kind of suspenseful cliffhanger that's enabled the Vivisection to attract a worldwide following. Remember to subscribe to the MMA Nation Channel on Youtube, and you can also watch the video on YouTube should you encounter any hiccups with this one.
Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass at 12:15 p.m. ET)