Tweets of the Day: Joe Rogan explains why he can't fight CM Punk in the UFC

Everyone wants to know who CM Punk will be matched up during his MMA debut, and a couple of fans and fighters alike have suggested that UFC commentator Joe Rogan step in against him. Joe Lauzon tweeted about the match up, and the 47-year-old BJJ and Taekwondo black belt had the perfect reply.

Here's why Joe Rogan vs. CM Punk will never happen according to the man himself:

Can we please see @joerogan welcome @CMPunk to the @UFC and be his first opponent?

— Joe Lauzon (@JoeLauzon) December 12, 2014

@JoeLauzon @CMPunk @ufc I would break that drug test like a hammer hitting a carnival bell in a bugs bunny cartoon.

— Joe Rogan (@joerogan) December 12, 2014

If not Rogan, which '1-0, 2-1, 1-1' type of fighter should the UFC sign? I think it should be the Power Ranger, Jason David Frank, and I'm not even kidding. In fact, here are 5 reasons why the UFC should put on CM Punk vs. Green Ranger.

HT: David St. Martin