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Knuckle Up #394: UFC 179, how Aldo thoroughly Juked Mendes, Davis did Glover, Bellator 130, Nazis + Sex

Bloody Elbow's literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his one-of-a-kind perspective to the most recent and thorough example of a genius level fight IQ (JOSE ALDO) versus a community college one (CHAD MENDES) and an outcome that was as inevitable as it was stunning and not for what was done fistic-style. You might disagree but you'd be stupid for doing so. Plus the usual roller coaster ride of lunacy and a possible negotiated settlement to the whole "setting himself on fire" deal Robinson's got going.

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In Round #394 EUGENE S. ROBINSON [with the "S" standing for "Straight Jacking You in the Face"] KNUCKLE UP host, prime suspect and host with the most, sees behind all of the hoo-hah surrounding JOSE ALDO's systematic suckering of CHAD MENDES with the best HIGH JOHN the CONQUEROR routine ever. Which has the very intended consequence of relegating Chad "Out of the Money" Mendes to the world's toughest gate keeper, depending on whether his head holds. And speaking of head holding PHIL DAVIS does so while TEXEIRA crosses the great divide into Look Askance Land, EMANUEL NEWTON wins...again, an amusingly miserable detailing of being cuckolded and, as ever, Nazis.

Eugene S. Robinson host of Knuckle Up and author of Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking [Harper Collins], A LONG SLOW SCREW [Robotic Boot] and a play called THE INIMITABLE SOUNDS OF LOVE; A THREESOME IN FOUR ACTS [Southern] also sings for a band called OXBOW and appeared in Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6, a Miller Genuine Draft commercial, and had his own TV show in Germany called? "The Eugene Robinson Show."

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