BECW S6:E4 - UFC on Fuel - Nogueira v Werdum

Hello everyone, I missed this event because of my 1st wedding anniversary so I have no idea what happened other than the final results and how they happened via Zombie Prophet's .gifs. I was expecting at least 3 dozen people to score no less than 500 points each considering that this was yet another Brazil card full of WWE Superstars level squash matches, but nobody even broke 100. Everybody basically submitted everyone else and Thiago Silva used his brain by KO'ing Beans to earn himself the KOTN bonus (as well as the FOTN bonus). Now we will see if that same brain he used to KO Feijao will aid him in passing his drug test.

I would like to expand for a moment on Thiago Silva's brain. It is oddly capable of incredible highs and stupifying lows. Let's take a look shall we?

Highs: KO'ing Beans, Throat Slash celebration move, mid domination quick thinking to play bongos on Brandon Vera, Enjoyment of big #buttz., terrifying pre-fight whimpering/pacing.

Lows: Failing multiple drug tests, Forgetting about BJJ, the Machida fight, throat tattoo

Now to the results:

Individual Scores, UFC on Fuel 10

Rank	Name	Score
1	#27 Sweet Scientist	91
2	#17 sgiblin	88
2	#108 DarthRevan	88
4	#7 DetroitDrew1980	83
5	#36 Pat Tzu	82
6	(C) ScoreCardOTN	81
7	#99 Gugabe	80
8	#49 Our Bovine Public	79
8	#85 Hurricane_Heron	79
10	#61 Fraser Coffeen	78
10	#70 mollcutpurse	78
12	#13 brutalbobbyt	77
12	#84 fedorable	77
14	#68 AndrewByrne	75
14	#106 jason18	75
16	(C) Sugel Mendoza	74
16	#8 alxn	74
16	#103 LYHL	74
19	#50 StevenGiles	73
20	(C) RonSwanson	72
20	#22 Ak.Death	72
20	#46 Earl Montclair	72
20	#83 scruffy_thejanitor	72
20	#110 Snax	72
25	(C) Andy Davis	71
25	#1 swiftman	71
25	#75 Sexytime	71
28	#3 wonderfulspam	70
28	#12 Patrick Wyman	70
28	#82 Inthepipes	70
28	#96 memitim	70
28	#115 Starseed	70
33	#31 jafotinatos	69
33	#47 Brad Ackerson	69
33	#57 Kaleb Kelchner	69
36	(C) John Danaher's Hair	68
36	#28 Dave Strummer	68
36	#40 Dr. Octagon	68
36	#100 Rob Young	68
40	(C) Andy Anderson	67
40	(C) KMcCaig	67
40	#21 LBO	67
40	#79 1n87	67
40	#120 SlipNRip	67
45	#2 clayguidashair	66
45	#18 triangled	66
45	#51 Brent Ducharme	66
45	#73 grizzlyatoms	66
45	#107 euthanatos	66
45	#113 Laoldar	66
51	(C) Josh Hall	65
51	#4 pooki	65
51	#19 Zachary Kater	65
51	#34 PDG27	65
51	#41 benten20	65
51	#43 Snatchl	65
51	#45 Matt Bishop	65
51	#72 forkboy	65
59	#16 tomvale13	64
59	#29 phenylenginerods	64
59	#48 corey nielsen	64
59	#52 Mookie Alexander	64
59	#86 Centre Line	64
59	#112 loveandpeace	64
65	(C) lanky6	62
65	(C) Marcu$	62
65	#33 JakeHopkins	62
65	#37 -Neil-	62
69	#10 sun yue	61
69	#44 UK MMA MAN	61
69	#90 Chris Groves	61
69	#105 Mlzybaby	61
73	#81 MrBrutality	60
73	#109 Robert Cowan	60
75	#5 POW	59
75	#15 Tats16	59
75	#25 kreally	59
75	#38 Tim Bernier	59
75	#67 RStephen4	59
80	#32 skeebop	58
80	#39 king of the dogs	58
80	#71 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!!	58
80	#76 thuggis	58
80	#98 mmastation	58
80	#119 Nick.Adams	58
86	(C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist	57
86	#9 FFC	57
88	(C) Violent Newt	56
88	#6 Ben Bauman	56
88	#24 sklart	56
88	#54 Andersac	56
88	#58 TitanFan2K	56
88	#74 dirtyml	56
88	#77 FLYING.ARMBAR.BRO	56
88	#104 Waffne	56
88	#116 Greek_Fighter	56
97	#23 cardioless	54
97	#53 Zane Simon	54
97	#66 KatGirl	54
97	#87 bonesthebaptist	54
97	#92 duck	54
102	#20 Hayabusa2000	53
102	#35 pookie_gnome	53
102	#62 GregtheRangerStott	53
102	#102 Gator Rolled	53
102	#111 KGNLuc	53
107	#59 KNOWLEGE	52
107	#64 discoandherpes	52
107	#88 TheTrapezoidConspiracy	52
110	#11 Afrotikiman	51
110	#63 Manch1ld	51
110	#78 Body Triangle	51
110	#95 gxc	51
110	#114 akenson	51
115	#14 Horselover Fat	50
115	#97 Sonnens Political Adviser	50
117	#30 sday420	49
117	#69 T.C. Engel	49
117	#80 DreamingOfFighting	49
120	#55 Noahwob	48
120	#89 Waristotle	48
122	#65 Ephemeral Artery	47
122	#91 bcpjkell	47
124	#60 aaronb	43
124	#93 clay davis	43
124	#101 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong	43
127	#118 Colonel Duke Lacross	42
128	#117 Cocytus	39
129	#26 Garrett Turpin	38
130	#56 MaZZacare	36
131	#42 SteveevaD	34
131	#94 Careful Icarus	34

Everyone's favourite most savage savate savant salvaged a salivating 91 points as Sweet Scientist barely snuck by S5 top dog sgiblin and the overperforming DarthRevan to claim top spot. (written by Spam, you probably knew that wasn't me anyway)

Individual Scores, Overall

Rank	Name	Score	Change
1	#17 sgiblin	336	+13
2	(C) Sugel Mendoza	327	+6
2	#29 phenylenginerods	327	+1
4	#106 jason18	326	+6
5	#6 Ben Bauman	324	-4
5	#84 fedorable	324	+11
7	#10 sun yue	322	-3
8	#1 swiftman	320	+4
8	#61 Fraser Coffeen	320	+16
10	#4 pooki	318	-2
10	#86 Centre Line	318	-3
12	#57 Kaleb Kelchner	316	+4
13	#83 scruffy_thejanitor	315	+10
14	#27 Sweet Scientist	314	+34
15	#19 Zachary Kater	311	+3
16	#34 PDG27	310	+3
16	#63 Manch1ld	310	-11
18	#46 Earl Montclair	309	+9
18	#115 Starseed	309	+8
20	#13 brutalbobbyt	308	+15
20	#48 corey nielsen	308	+1
20	#98 mmastation	308	-9
23	#32 skeebop	307	-11
24	#47 Brad Ackerson	306	+3
24	#108 DarthRevan	306	+38
26	#22 Ak.Death	305	+6
27	#58 TitanFan2K	304	-13
28	#36 Pat Tzu	301	+27
29	#18 triangled	300	+1
30	#42 SteveevaD	299	-28
30	#107 euthanatos	299	+2
32	#7 DetroitDrew1980	298	+37
32	#92 duck	298	-11
34	#41 benten20	297	-
34	#88 TheTrapezoidConspiracy	297	-15
36	(C) Marcu$	296	-6
37	#26 Garrett Turpin	295	-31
37	#70 mollcutpurse	295	+27
37	#96 memitim	295	+7
40	(C) ScoreCardOTN	294	+33
40	#71 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!!	294	-11
42	(C) RonSwanson	293	+10
43	#28 Dave Strummer	292	+2
44	#50 StevenGiles	291	+18
44	#110 Snax	291	+11
46	#16 tomvale13	290	-8
46	#51 Brent Ducharme	290	-1
48	#68 AndrewByrne	288	+25
49	(C) John Danaher's Hair	287	+6
49	#65 Ephemeral Artery	287	-24
49	#85 Hurricane_Heron	287	+32
52	#40 Dr. Octagon	285	+12
53	#21 LBO	284	+11
54	#3 wonderfulspam	283	+19
54	#59 KNOWLEGE	283	-19
56	#8 alxn	282	+25
56	#12 Patrick Wyman	282	+21
56	#24 sklart	282	-18
56	#38 Tim Bernier	282	-8
56	#54 Andersac	282	-18
61	#39 king of the dogs	281	-13
61	#67 RStephen4	281	-10
61	#103 LYHL	281	+23
61	#112 loveandpeace	281	+3
65	#23 cardioless	280	-27
66	#31 jafotinatos	279	+14
66	#45 Matt Bishop	279	+6
68	(C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist	278	-16
68	#15 Tats16	278	-13
68	#99 Gugabe	278	+29
71	#33 JakeHopkins	277	-2
71	#78 Body Triangle	277	-33
73	#74 dirtyml	276	-19
74	#52 Mookie Alexander	275	+5
74	#80 DreamingOfFighting	275	-36
74	#104 Waffne	275	-19
74	#116 Greek_Fighter	275	-19
78	#14 Horselover Fat	274	-33
78	#91 bcpjkell	274	-41
80	#109 Robert Cowan	273	-7
81	(C) Andy Davis	271	+15
81	(C) Violent Newt	271	-12
83	#113 Laoldar	270	+3
84	(C) KMcCaig	269	+5
85	#49 Our Bovine Public	268	+31
86	#25 kreally	267	-5
87	#79 1n87	264	+11
87	#81 MrBrutality	264	-1
89	#90 Chris Groves	263	-
89	#120 SlipNRip	263	+11
91	#2 clayguidashair	262	+9
92	#118 Colonel Duke Lacross	261	-37
93	(C) Josh Hall	260	+11
93	#55 Noahwob	260	-16
95	#111 KGNLuc	259	-10
96	#37 -Neil-	257	+8
97	#44 UK MMA MAN	256	+7
97	#66 KatGirl	256	-8
97	#72 forkboy	256	+16
97	#75 Sexytime	256	+23
101	#62 GregtheRangerStott	255	-12
102	#43 Snatchl	254	+14
102	#95 gxc	254	-14
104	#56 MaZZacare	253	-40
104	#64 discoandherpes	253	-10
104	#114 akenson	253	-15
104	#119 Nick.Adams	253	-
108	#5 POW	252	+3
109	(C) lanky6	251	+7
110	(C) Andy Anderson	250	+12
110	#35 pookie_gnome	250	-12
110	#53 Zane Simon	250	-10
113	#89 Waristotle	249	-19
114	#9 FFC	247	+1
115	#87 bonesthebaptist	246	-3
116	#69 T.C. Engel	244	-12
116	#73 grizzlyatoms	244	+7
118	#30 sday420	243	-9
119	#20 Hayabusa2000	240	-
120	#93 clay davis	234	-7
121	#117 Cocytus	233	-12
122	#94 Careful Icarus	230	-22
122	#100 Rob Young	230	+6
124	#60 aaronb	227	-3
125	#76 thuggis	225	+2
126	#82 Inthepipes	224	+4
126	#102 Gator Rolled	224	-1
128	#97 Sonnens Political Adviser	223	-4
129	#11 Afrotikiman	219	-3
130	#77 FLYING.ARMBAR.BRO	213	-1
131	#105 Mlzybaby	210	+1
132	#101 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong	197	-2

sgiblin's strong performance sees him rise to the top where he is joined by Sugel and PG veteran phenylenginerods. Four of the top 10 players are first-round picks. (Again, Spam)

Performance Relative to Draft Pick

Rank	Name	Relative
1	#106 jason18	+102
2	#115 Starseed	+97
3	#108 DarthRevan	+84
4	#84 fedorable	+79
5	#98 mmastation	+78
6	#107 euthanatos	+77
7	#86 Centre Line	+76
8	#83 scruffy_thejanitor	+70
9	#110 Snax	+66
10	#92 duck	+60
11	#96 memitim	+59
12	#88 TheTrapezoidConspiracy	+54
13	#61 Fraser Coffeen	+53
14	#112 loveandpeace	+51
15	#63 Manch1ld	+47
16	#57 Kaleb Kelchner	+45
17	#103 LYHL	+42
17	#116 Greek_Fighter	+42
19	#85 Hurricane_Heron	+36
20	#70 mollcutpurse	+33
21	#58 TitanFan2K	+31
21	#71 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!!	+31
21	#99 Gugabe	+31
21	#120 SlipNRip	+31
25	#104 Waffne	+30
25	#113 Laoldar	+30
27	#109 Robert Cowan	+29
28	#46 Earl Montclair	+28
28	#48 corey nielsen	+28
30	#29 phenylenginerods	+27
31	#118 Colonel Duke Lacross	+26
32	#47 Brad Ackerson	+23
33	#68 AndrewByrne	+20
34	#34 PDG27	+18
35	#17 sgiblin	+16
35	#65 Ephemeral Artery	+16
35	#111 KGNLuc	+16
38	#119 Nick.Adams	+15
39	#27 Sweet Scientist	+13
39	#91 bcpjkell	+13
41	#42 SteveevaD	+12
42	#114 akenson	+10
43	#32 skeebop	+9
44	#36 Pat Tzu	+8
45	#41 benten20	+7
45	#78 Body Triangle	+7
47	#50 StevenGiles	+6
47	#67 RStephen4	+6
47	#80 DreamingOfFighting	+6
50	#51 Brent Ducharme	+5
50	#59 KNOWLEGE	+5
52	#19 Zachary Kater	+4
53	#10 sun yue	+3
54	#6 Ben Bauman	+1
54	#74 dirtyml	+1
54	#90 Chris Groves	+1
57	#54 Andersac	-2
58	#22 Ak.Death	-4
58	#117 Cocytus	-4
60	#4 pooki	-6
60	#81 MrBrutality	-6
62	#1 swiftman	-7
62	#13 brutalbobbyt	-7
62	#95 gxc	-7
65	#79 1n87	-8
66	#18 triangled	-11
66	#26 Garrett Turpin	-11
68	#40 Dr. Octagon	-12
69	#28 Dave Strummer	-15
70	#38 Tim Bernier	-18
71	#45 Matt Bishop	-21
72	#39 king of the dogs	-22
72	#52 Mookie Alexander	-22
72	#75 Sexytime	-22
72	#100 Rob Young	-22
76	#89 Waristotle	-24
76	#102 Gator Rolled	-24
78	#7 DetroitDrew1980	-25
78	#72 forkboy	-25
80	#105 Mlzybaby	-26
81	#93 clay davis	-27
82	#87 bonesthebaptist	-28
82	#94 Careful Icarus	-28
84	#16 tomvale13	-30
85	#66 KatGirl	-31
85	#97 Sonnens Political Adviser	-31
85	#101 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong	-31
88	#21 LBO	-32
88	#24 sklart	-32
90	#31 jafotinatos	-35
91	#49 Our Bovine Public	-36
92	#33 JakeHopkins	-38
92	#55 Noahwob	-38
94	#62 GregtheRangerStott	-39
95	#64 discoandherpes	-40
96	#23 cardioless	-42
97	#73 grizzlyatoms	-43
98	#12 Patrick Wyman	-44
98	#82 Inthepipes	-44
100	#69 T.C. Engel	-47
101	#8 alxn	-48
101	#56 MaZZacare	-48
103	#76 thuggis	-49
104	#3 wonderfulspam	-51
105	#15 Tats16	-53
105	#44 UK MMA MAN	-53
105	#77 FLYING.ARMBAR.BRO	-53
108	#53 Zane Simon	-57
109	#37 -Neil-	-59
109	#43 Snatchl	-59
111	#25 kreally	-61
112	#14 Horselover Fat	-64
112	#60 aaronb	-64
114	#35 pookie_gnome	-75
115	#30 sday420	-88
116	#2 clayguidashair	-89
117	#20 Hayabusa2000	-99
118	#5 POW	-103
119	#9 FFC	-105
120	#11 Afrotikiman	-118

Oh, afro.

Matchups

Pictures can be viewed in this imgur album.

Division 1

Winning the H2H matchup was not enough to save The Fuken Magi as they fell to Violent Newt and his fukin dikhead mates. The Duanes needed to H2H to BARELY squeak by 2nd most hopeless captain Andy Anderson's squad and maintained their perfect record in the process.

Division 2

Greater Hall and The Beauties posted the highest team score of the event and put a gruesome beating on lanky6 and his crew of flunkies. In the other D2 matchup, Sugel Mendoza's team outlasted Marcu$$$'s pot farmers despite a great performance by DetroitDrew. Alas, it was not enough for the Field Of Dreams. With their win, The Beauties got themselves into a non-wildcard playoff spot while the Wolf Picketts found themselves in Bland Prix territory.

Division 3

JDH got a stellar effort from his late round picks to win this week's contest against the oft-drafted inadvertantgroinstrike's team. Rounding out the division, the 11" Reach Adavantage grabbed another victory, this time against the other Fallon Fox inspired team.

Standings

Team Scores (Next Week's Matchups)

Division 1

Division 2

Division 3

Also, not that anyone cares (or should for that matter), our own beloved Kater Tots managed to have the #1 Betting performance on all of MMAPG for this event. He put all of his eggs in Thiago Silva's basket and won so many fake moneys. Way to go, Zakree. Job well done.

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