A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
CLAY GUIDA
"I better leak this out before someone else can. Haha blast from the past prom 99" -Clay Guida
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Matt Roth
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Who you guys and girls want me to fight?????" -Tito Ortiz, Brandon Vera. Enough of this talk about trying to rematch Chuck or Forrest.
"@ufc I'm looking forward for the submission of the Year! lol thanks for the nickname Captain Heelhook is off the hook!" -Rousimar Palhares
"i am clearly not cut out to be a UFC fighter... i sobbed for 45 minutes during the movie "warrior"." -Daniel Tosh
"Doing a neurological exam for my fight. Wish me luck as I try to fool the doc that I'm normal!" -Duane Ludwig
"Don't worry I wont plan my speeches any more for after my fights, ill just wing it. Im a bad joke teller. Sorry @ufc @joerogan" -Jacob Volkmann
TWICTURES
"@mark_munoz is going to domin8 @UFC_Undisputed 3 online, witnessed gr8ness in virtual Octagon" -UFC Undisputed
"From Tilted Kilt Roselle IL last night. W @IzzyStyle last day of 2011 go set some goals !" -Clay Guida
"Great thing about call in radio interviews Jordan doesn't have to do his hair lol" -Jordan Mein
"Maybe I should change my fight name to "Ronda anaconda" lol" -Ronda Rousey
"Iphone Photoshop is fun! Here's a pic on the "vibrant color" setting" -Ronda Rousey
"On stage with fatboy slim on the last day of #holyship on half moon cay island" -Ronda Rousey
"Excellent." -Dan Hardy
TWIDEOS!
"Hear who @GrayMaynard thinks will win the main & co-main this weekend" -UFC, such personality!
"Burt Watson brings you this important message about Brazil" -UFC
COOKING CLASS WITH MIGUEL TORRES & MIKE DOLCE
"Watch Throwin Down in the Kitchen as I explain and show how to make Costillas de Puerco en Chile de tomatillo (port spare ribs with tomatillo chile sauce). Beef ribs may be used as a substitute for those who do not eat pork." -Miguel Torres, I prefer the chili found in the Philippines, (siling labuyo) but that seems like an interesting dish too.
"Vitor Belfort's Road to UFC Rio" -UFC, Mike Dolce shows us how to cook the East Coast Breakfast Toast.
SURFING LESSONS IN BRAZIL
"Fight Week and... Surf Class! Me and @AriannyCeleste ;)" -Paula Sack, the Brazilian UFC correspondent.
"The surfer JDS in action!" -Paula Sack
"Surfing today with the @ufc and Surfing Favela school! Dont ever trust a guy who smiles like this...... Seriously!" -Gray Maynard
WAIT, THERE'S MORE TWICTURES
"#friskyfriday happy Friday!" -Arianny Celeste
""My shirt says it all..keepin it classy" -Arianny Celeste
"Happy Hump Day!!! Dancin Candid ;)" -Natasha Wicks
"Sem palavras para agradecer tantas msgs e carinho! Pra vcs todo o meu amor! ;)" -Paula Sack
FORREST GRIFFIN
"My new year resolution: get the rest of me as ripped as my penis" -Forrest Griffin
"I have a severe case of beard envy. It's a real thing look it up" -Forrest Griffin
"I have decided I will only follow @ForrestGriffin when he lets me wear the exact outfit from his last book cover. #TomFollowForrest" -Tom Lawlor
"Your such a pussy just being around you raises my estrogen" -Forrest Griffin
"Everytime you talk I want to apologize to my ears." -Forrest Griffin
"Whenever I lose weight I can always find it in the bottom of a bag of cookies" -Forrest Griffin