A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Not a very impressive performance for Werdum or Overeem. The winner of this fight was Cain Velasquez and Junior Dos Santos." -Joe Rogan
"I hope Cormier beats Monson so bad that the anarchist finally leaves this country he bitches about so much & heads to Mexico, I heR things r better there" -Brian Stann, is probably not getting a twitter bonus after this shameful tweet.
"It's everything ok with my hands, they are just a litle bit inflamed it's normal for someone who hits hard haha" -Junior dos Santos
"I had a car accident on 16th of July. I broke my left knee and it seems require surgery." -Riki Fukuda, had to pull out of his UFC bout. Here's to a quick recovery.
"so I was just named the 5th most controversial fighter in the world lol." -Michael Bisping
"Sorry I haven't been tweeting. In Vegas shooting TUF- I've been using all of my funny up on reality TV, card dealers and drunken whores... Joking about tv, card dealers and drunken whores. I'm using all my funny up on an overrated dirty-fighter with a snooty accent." -Jason Miller
"Wife walk into bedroom & says to husband, "Shall I slip into something that will make you smile?" Hubby replies, "Yes. A coma u c*nt!"" -David Haye, believe it or not, the pro boxer might be facing a sanction for this tweet...
MARKETING...
"I'm sorry that the brilliance of my words goes over your heads.I'm not going to stop being an eagle just because I am surrounded by turkeys." -Chael Sonnen
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ringside seats to Wandy's next humiliating loss, and that's pretty much the same thing." -Chael Sonnen
"Half of a fighter's career is training and competing; the other half is marketing. Updating your "OK Cupid" profile doesn't count, Wandy." -Chael Sonnen, true, but it's pretty sad to see some people forced to stick to that other half.
WAR MACHINE IS GETTING OUT OF JAIL NEXT MONTH
"I'm in pretty good shape now, given my circumstances, but doing the same shit over and over again wears on you. Sucks though cuz options are limited when you're stuck in a cell 24/7. Just need to keep at it another month until I get out so I can hit the gym and be ready to fight ASAP!! I heard BAMMA is having a show on Sept. 10th and I really want on it! That's only 10 weeks of real training after 12 months of nothing but I'm confident that I'll bounce back quick and be able to beat some ass by Sept. 10th! F*ck! I hope I can get on that card! And once I'm in shape and got my 1st fight back out of the way, I'm gonna keep on scrappin' non-stop so promoters EVERYWHERE need to throw fights at me non-stop! F*ck fighting a few times/year - I'm gonna do a Jeremy Horn and fight all the time." -War Machine
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Cofeen... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
URIJAH FABER HATES TROLLS
"Here's the Urijah Faber bullying video we tried to tweet you yesterday" -UFC
GEORGES ST. PIERRE, FREDDIE ROACH, HATSU HIOKI
"A thanks to my 2 million Facebook fans. I'll make one for my Twitter followers soon!" -Georges St. Pierre
"My friend shot this video of my trip to Alberta- I don't like flying but I love getting to see my fans!!! ...Here's a video of my visit with Gracie Barra Fort McMurray- Thanks for having me!" -Georges St. Pierre
"Great dinner with Freddie yesterday! Kids were asking for his autograph and completely ignoring me!!" -Georges St. Pierre
"Last weekend I hung out with Lucian Bute @ Montreal Grand Prix. Great boxer and a real gentleman!" -Georges St. Pierre
"So good to be back in Mtl! Great training at Grant Brothers today with Rory and Hatsu Hioki. 1st time I meet with Hatsu... I should say that Hatsu has great striking skills!!! When I go sleep at night I’m a better martial artist than when I woke up in the morning" -Georges St. Pierre
TWICTURES
"Meu personal chef!" -Lyoto Machida
"Got some training on the island with @jakeshieldsajj and guess who" -Gilbert Melendez
"Uncle doug & me on the set of the Borat movie! ...I would love to show u guys pics of the set but I guess u gotta wait till the movie comes out LOL... This is my stunt LOL." -Jay Hieron
"Drago the champ!!!!! Haha great night, 4-0 for team Serra/Longo!!!! Very proud of my guys!" -Matt Serra, with Pete Sell.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO SORT THROUGH ALL THESE RANDOM TWEETS?!
"Decided to wear this boobalicious new dress from www.jaideclothing.com :D" -Arianny Celeste
"Not even half my fam..my fam is huge and I love it!" -Arianny Celeste
"This was shot like 2 years ago… Just got it yesterday lol.. enjoy" -Brittney Palmer
"Ari’s first road trip! Can’t wait to live in my new home School starts tomorrow! Acrylic and Oil class! #boom its all happening…" -Brittney Palmer
"Hair & makeup ready! Thanks @suzesuzeq @mma30 ...First outfit!" -Chandella Powell, in a rotated photoshoot.
"My bestie @tseni81 visiting from Oklahoma:) going to be a fun weekend!" -Chandella Powell, is not only inverted, but they also look topless. She really needs to start taking photos properly.
"shooting in the rain! ...Staying dry in the motor home :)" -Logan Stanton
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