A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
AARON SIMPSON VS. RYAN BADER ...& SHORTY
"Found a scorpion in my house. Drove him to the open desert and set him free." -Aaron Simpson
"I've massacred hundreds" -Ryan Bader
"You also drive a big truck, have big scary dogs and lots of tattoos. #insecure?" -Aaron Simpson
"Hahaha!" -Chad Mendes
"What'r you laughin at, shorty?" -Aaron Simpson
SMILEY CAT, SMILEY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU?
":)" -Dana White, sent a smiley to two guys who have long been reported to be really close to signing deals to move to the UFC.
"Daniel Cormier, wants to get in the UFC as well?what's going on with gil and werdum. :) how long b4 I get a :)" -
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould
I CAN'T CATEGORIZE EVERYTHING FOR YOU ALL THE TIME
"Bitch I got cat-like reflexes.... A really old perhaps blind cat that can only hear out of one ear" -Forrest Griffin
"Cable guy couldn't fix our tv so I D'arced him, sorry Cox" -Jake Ellenberger
"Instead of a movie based on my life I've based my life on movies" -Forrest Griffin
MARIJUANA DEBATE: JOE HOEGAN VS. A BJJ BLACKBELT
"In case some of yalls missed it! Check this video out!!! JOE ROGAN AND BJJ BLACK BELT ARGUE ABOUT WEED!!!" -Eddie Bravo
JON JONES BUYS HIS FIRST NEW CAR
"Found a way to hold my smoothie while I went potty. Yep, pretty proud of this artwork." -Duane Ludwig, problem is, your drink is still inside the gas and flush region of the crapper.
"I got my ass kicked by a 10 year old today, I'm totally depressed, please don't spread this on the Internet" -Eddie Bravo
"Haha here's a pic RT Jon Jones: I wonder what a vs. fight would be like." -
"Look at my black eye. Lookin like a bad ass ;) Brittney Palmer" -
"Air guitar + evil friends + computer technology + the ability to look like a psycho =" -Natasha Wicks, I have the same exact outfit, minus the panties, and the background... and the hot model... so uhh, just the shirt.
"Its that time of year again. Fall. <3 it... my favorite! Pullin out the flannels :)" -Natasha Wicks
"JUST CONFIRMED! HOUSTON EXPO FROM THURSDAY TO SUNDAY! THEN FROM HOUSTON TO CROATIA TO BE A TRAINING PARTNER FOR CROCOP TILL OCT 29!!!" -Pat Barry