A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
I'M DONE! YOU SORT THROUGH THEM
"So I just spoke to @kennyflorian. Looks like he can return in or around may... I asked him who wants to fight.... Answer: @showtimepettis!" -Malki Kawa, Kenny Florian's agent.
"Yo, Kenny u r a cool guy but Anthony is looking to fight a guy coming off a win" -Duke Roufus, replied to Malki Kawa and Kenny Florian's challenge.
"After months of trying to "officially" separate myself from team bombsquad, I can finally say that as of today I have NO association with bombsquad or ryan ciotoli" -Jon Jones
"SECKS SECKS SECKS SECKS SECKS SECKS SECKS SECKS What are you guys thinking about? SECKS SECKS SECKS SECKS SECKS SECKS SECKS" -Mayhem Miller
"I hate when I miss a call but call right back & it rings 9xs & goes 2 voicemail. What did u do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone & run?" -Phil Baroni
"Attention: If u feel the earth moving don't panic, that is just me about to do push ups." -Miguel Torres
"Top 5 US Presidents I would NOT want to fight: Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt, Ulysses Grant, Dwight Eisenhower, and William Howard Taft." -Danny Downes, take note Mr. Volkmann, this is how you say you want to punch Obama in the face.
"I hate these quotes: Rise And Shine or Rise And Grind....just rise and shut the fuck up" -Phil Baroni
"Really folks give me some love and be my friend on Facebook! Even @bigsexymccorkle has got more friends then me!" -Stefan Struve
"@StefanStruve It's because I'm very charming. In a few months we'll have something in common. We'll both have ko'd Christian morecraft" -Sean McCorkle
"@bigsexymccorkle so now your saying I'm not charming, that hurts you know.." -Stefan Struve
"@StefanStruve so does losing your first fight in front of millions of people, so I'd say we're even" -Sean McCorkle
"Thanks everyone for all your support. Going into surgery next Thursday." -Cain Velasquez, is out with an injury so now, we get Junior Dos Santos vs. Brock Lesnar for TUF 13.
"@JonnyBones and I after practice. It's great seeing all the guys- Diego, Rashad, Jon, Willie, Greg..." -Nate Marquardt
"I'm coming @AriannyCeleste @tikighosn just you wait!" -Mayhem Miller
"Beautiful. Full blown murder machine. Nice work California Wheels, Toyo Tires and Rolling Big Power." -Jon Fitch
PHIL BARONI GETS SURGERY ON HIS NOSE
"Party Time! Morphine drip Baby! ...I'm alive. Thnks @BradTavares I'm going to kick you in the face next time I see you lol" -Phil Baroni
"Check out this kick ass new video. who is @NathanMarquardt - find out here #six star" -Nate Marquardt
"This is video 2 from my trip to Australia" -Jon Fitch, readied his "documentary" voice, and gives us a glimpse of his road to UFC 127.
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!
"Just finished signing my autographs for my Topps UFC training cards. Look for them they'll be out soon!:)" -Chandella Powell
"AVN weekend at the palms. Going to have a very exciting night at Playboy Club. Drop in to say hello to my lovely bunnies and some adult actresses:)" -Chandella Powell
"I LOVE my new avatar!! Thank you @marksacro!" -Kenda Perez
"I had the best time shooting for @muscle_fitness!! Go pick up the new issue and see how much fun I had on set!" -Kenda Perez
and here's Kenda's twitter background image (click the picture to view the full size version):
"I hope everyone is having a beautiful evening. I'm still recovering and resting my body :)" -Rachelle Leah
"@steveaoki it was such a classic facial expression today! Love your music& loved your confusion haha" -Natasha Wicks
"What?!? I don't know what I am wearing tonight so I need to be prepared for anything! ;) " -Natasha Wicks
"Shall I wear my pocahontas feathers to @kalapakijoes today?!? Thoughts? ...With my soul sissy @annierivera just got to @kalapakijoes" -Arianny Celeste
"Yep that just happened..me looking like a boy in my como gear while the boys hunt #can'tlook!!" -Arianny Celeste
"Love! :) About to go whale watching!! ...Having fun in Hawaii..I'm on a boat!! ;)" -Arianny Celeste
Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Duane Finley, Chris Barton and some guy named Anton Tabuena