The K-1 World Grand Prix is this Sunday. UG Luminary Nickman9000 has created another one of his epic comics to whet your appetite. It's a battle to the death for ultimate supremacy, who will...
Manabelldo's Chris Leben, based on a Chinese word pun.
MMA as perceived by Penny Arcade: "We rented a slew of videos and prepared ourselves for displays of incredible prowess. I don't know what we were expecting, exactly, some Wing Chun shit perhaps, but the matches we saw tended to follow a very specific pattern: 1. One dude, let's call him "He Who Is About To Lose," tries to rock some Wing Chun shit. 2. The other dude grabs this leg, and proceeds to bend his opponent's body into a shape we no longer recognize as human. Reference the comic above for a detailed analysis of the rest of the match. Part of it is almost certainly that we (this is the greater, gamer-encompassing we, but also anyone who watches movies ever) have a somewhat warped idea of what human bodies can tolerate in terms of hit points. Even by those standards, we were not prepared to see how short the distance is from Point A to Point B, where Point A is a human specimen in peak condition and Point B is a wholly sundered being."
