"I certainly think of myself as a comedian, but I don't feel the need to be funny if it's not appropriate. Especially doing... the Ultimate Fighting Championship, that's not my job. My job is to-- I know something about what's going on, more than the average person, and I can explain it. And I'm good at talking, so I know how to, you know, walk people through, especially the ground game where it gets really complicated. But there's no funny in that. And if it is funny, occasionally something comes up and it is funny, I'll say something funny. But for the most part, no."
-- Joe Rogan on today's Adam Carolla Podcast. Topics include sensory deprivation, hallucinogens, and smoking shitty weed in Montreal with an unnamed "UFC dude."