Because there are 11 quality events coming in just 8 weeks:

• Sat May 24 UFC 84 - Penn vs. Sherk, Machida vs. Ortiz
• Sat May 31 Elite XC on CBS - Slice vs. Thompson, Lawler vs. Smith
  
• Sun June 01 WEC 34 - Urijah Faber vs. Jens Pulver, Torres vs. Maeda
• Sat June 07 UFC 85 - Matt Hughes vs. Thiago Alves, Werdum vs. Vera
  
• Sat June 07 TKO 34 - Wes Sims vs. Steve Bosse, Wooley vs. Martinez
  
• Sun June 08 Sengoku 3 - Takanori Gomi vs. TBA, Thompson vs. Costa
• Sat June 14 Elite XC - KJ Noons vs. Yves Edwards, Diaz vs. Corbbrey
  
• Sat June 14 Adrenaline 1 - Jeff Monson vs. Mike Russow, Fryklund vs. Gassaway
  
• Sun June 15 Dream 4 - Cro Cop vs. Jerome LeBanner, Middleweight Grand Prix Second Round
• Fri June 20 SportFight 23 - Pierce vs. Coy, Queen vs. Bennitt
  
• Sat June 21 YAMMA 2 - TBA vs. TBA
  
• Sat June 21 TUF 7 Finale - Tanner vs. Grove, Sanchez vs. Fioravanti
• Fri June 27 Strikeforce - Gilbert Melendez  vs. Josh Thomson, Southworth vs. Ruiz
• Sat July 05 UFC 86 - Quinton Jackson vs. Forrest Griffin, Cote vs. Almeida
• Sat July 19 Affliction Banned - Fedor vs. Sylvia, Emelianenko vs. Buentello

Be prepared... I know I am.