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Tito Wants To Drag MMA Down

Tito Ortiz is apparently casting for the new reality show he's been hinting at for over a year now.  

Check out this press release:

SETTLE YOUR ARGUMENT UFC STYLE! NOW CASTING

New TV Show Starring TITO ORTIZ is Looking For You!!!!

Do you have a beef with someone and tried everything to solve it but can't? Did your best friend steal your girl?

Did your old roommate shaft you on your rent? Did you have a falling out with your best friend and have no way to solve it?

Also looking for competitive friends or friends with a problem they need to solve and the only way to do it is to fight it out!

UFC Champion Tito Ortiz is going to train you to battle out your problems in the Octagon!! We are looking for ALL SHAPES AND SIZES to walk into the ring and settle it once and for all!!!!

Both of you would need to come down and audition in our Hollywood studio, so you must live in Southern California!

Nevermind his future legal problems if he continues to refer to "UFC Style," this is a terrible idea that will destroy the work The UFC has done to change the image it used to have.  Sadly, I see this possibly having a lot of appeal, and affecting attempts to get MMA sanctioned.

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Re: Tito Wants To Drag MMA Down
Tito's gonna get sued for using 'octagon' without permission.  Dumbass.  

Also, LOL @ this being his 'Plan B' when the UFC doesn't cough up enough cash for him.  

by ilostmydog on Feb 19, 2008 8:49 PM EST   0 recs

Re: Tito Wants To Drag MMA Down
I'm all for it as long as he calls it "ultimate fighting" instead of MMA.

If "ultimate fighting" gets a lawsuit... he should use "ultimate conflict" or something ultimate.

Dirty the brand up a bit.

by penxv on Feb 19, 2008 11:06 PM EST   0 recs

Re: Tito Wants To Drag MMA Down
ultimate conflict resolution

by penxv on Feb 20, 2008 1:22 AM EST   0 recs

Re: Tito Wants To Drag MMA Down
Um...isn't this what Jerry Springer is for?

by brentbrookhouse on Feb 20, 2008 9:07 AM EST   0 recs

Re: Tito Wants To Drag MMA Down
MIDGET FIGHT!!! MIDGET FIGHT!!!

by Kid Nate on Feb 20, 2008 1:27 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

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