Okay, you all might be wondering what the fuck is up with no updates yesterday or today. I'm sure at this point you're all pretty sick of hearing about my ass problems but it looks like they've taken a more serious turn. Results from a test taken on Thursday have come back and I'm going into the hospital in about an hour to get a colonoscopy, which is basically where they jam a gigantic rod up my ass to look for cancer.

While nothing is for sure right now, the news is certainly a bummer. I've basically been sitting around feeling pretty crappy, and not even the UFC Fight Night prelim fights could cheer me up. I've tried writing a few articles but they've all sucked so I'm just going to take the day off and deal with this shit so I can come back tomorrow refocused and actually give a crap about what's going on in MMA.