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Fightlinker Wants My Eyebrows

In a piece of low-down skullduggery that ranks with other Canadian atrocities such as the attack on Pearl Harbor or the Yom Kippur War, our friend from north of the border Fightlinker chose to call me out over the Thanksgiving holiday -- a holy day NOT celebrated by the godless heathen of the icy waste.

He says that my post analyzing the difference in pre-fight rhetoric between Roger Huerta and Clay Guida constitutes my betting on Huerta to win. Of course, I recognize that Guida's superior wrestling skills give him a big edge over Roger Huerta, the somewhat sheltered UFC favorite son. But I'm willing to stick by my unfortunate rhetorical flourish and take the bet.  

He's decided that if Clay Guida wins, he wants my eyebrows. As you can see from the photo below, they're a worthy set of brows, full, lustrous and well-groomed. It's only natural he'd want them to help ward off the icy blasts of arctic wind he faces on his daily trek to the salmon cannery or timber mill or canadian gulag where he works.

Unfortunately I don't want Fightlinker's eyebrows, nor do I want a photo of him imitating the new UFC ring girl posing with grapes on her crotch.

I'm taking the bet of course -- if Guida wins, I'll remove the lovely eyebrows you see in this pic -- but I'm looking to you BloodyElbow readers to set my stake -- what should FightLinker have to do if Roger Huerta wins the fight?

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Re: Fightlinker Wants My Eyebrows
I was wondering if you were going to respond to that post at Fightlinker.  Sorry, man but I think Guida takes this fight.  My recommendation is that on the off chance Huerta were to win you force Fightlinker to an anti-American t-shirt at the Columbus UFC show in March.  There a good chance he wouldn't make it out of there alive.

by Nate414 on Nov 26, 2007 9:41 PM EST   0 recs

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wow, that's an excellent suggestion.

cruel but excellent.

by Kid Nate on Nov 26, 2007 10:01 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

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Kid Nate is my colleague at BloodyElbow and Fightlinker my countryman and one of my favorite bloggers. I'm torn, but glad that the challenge has been accepted.

I'm so torn...up about you losing your eyebrows :)

Jeff Comstock

by Jeff Comstock on Nov 26, 2007 10:03 PM EST   0 recs

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Perhaps my fellow Canadian would agree that it would be more than a little uncomfortable were he forced to shave his head with the anti-american words " BUDWEISER SUCKS ! " in bold letters at the back of his head.  He would be correct in this statement but it would be risky sitting amongst his fellow UFC peers.  Personally I think this is a very hard fight to call so I wouldn`t be making any bets myself...but to each his own.  Good luck with the bet.  
I'll be back to add more in the next twenty-four...unless, by some mishap, someone K.O s FEDOR.

by prideUFCfan on Nov 26, 2007 11:36 PM EST   0 recs

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Awww dude!!! Make one of the guys from Fightlinker grow a full neckbeard for at least a month. (considering thats how long it will take for your brows to grow back....somewhat)

by nitro on Nov 27, 2007 1:26 AM EST   0 recs

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Kid Nate, we've talked a lot over the last year.  I was sitting here thinking what you should get.  Then I realized, I was wasting my time.  Huerta is gonna get taken down and pounded out.  Sorry bout your 'brows, but they will grow back... in a few weeks.

Btw, very funny response :).

Ok, slim chance Huerta wins, make him where his shoes on the opposite feet for a day.  We used to punish fuckers with that back in my army days.  If you dont think its bad enough, try it.

by MoreThanUFC on Nov 27, 2007 5:54 AM EST   0 recs

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Huerta wins, he has to completely shave both of his legs, competitive swimmer style?

Though I think the eyebrows are worst =)

by Nick Thomas on Nov 27, 2007 8:58 AM EST   0 recs

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Good on you mate ... whatever you guys come up with ... BRING IT ON!

by fightlinker on Nov 27, 2007 9:50 AM EST   0 recs

Re: Fightlinker Wants My Eyebrows
Whoever loses has to shave just their head. With a razor.

by Luke Thomas on Nov 27, 2007 10:13 AM EST   0 recs

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So cool so confident when I save...
That is why I love the headblade...

by Brent Brookhouse on Nov 27, 2007 10:28 AM EST to parent up   0 recs

Re: Fightlinker Wants My Eyebrows
make ryan and jake do 2 guys 1 cup

by Yasnian on Nov 27, 2007 12:23 PM EST   0 recs

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That's straight nasty.  I say go for it.

by Nate414 on Nov 27, 2007 9:45 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

Re: Fightlinker Wants My Eyebrows
"whatever they decide, I'll agree to."

...
he may regret that, lol

by catch on Nov 28, 2007 4:29 AM EST to parent up   0 recs

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Ok, Fucklinker.  You mentioned my idea on the show, and made fun of it.  See, Bloody Elbow readers are the type that actually masturbate to 2g1c, unlike the Canadien heathens that read your crappy site.  If your so hard core, if Huerta wins, you do Two Boys, One Cup - The Lost Gay Episode.  

I'm not cruel, do it with Chocolate ice cream.  That would be funny as ... shit.

by MoreThanUFC on Nov 28, 2007 6:33 AM EST   0 recs

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Shit, that should be aren't the type.  Fucked that one up.

by MoreThanUFC on Nov 28, 2007 6:34 AM EST   0 recs

Re: Fightlinker Wants My Eyebrows
If Huerta wins have Fightliner carry around a life sized card board cut out of Roger Huerta. Also he has to wear matching clothes with whatever Huerta is wearing from his cardboard likeness

by Thomas aka Fightlinker Jackal on Nov 28, 2007 11:33 AM EST   0 recs

Re: Fightlinker Wants My Eyebrows
He could video himself wearing Huerta's gayboy shorts to a cowboy bar, if they have such things in Canada.  The local gay biker bar would do.  I'm sure Linker knows were that's at.

by MoreThanUFC on Nov 28, 2007 5:10 PM EST   0 recs

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