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BECW 10: Draft Recap, Individual Rankings, Replacement(s) Needed!

Hey guys. We got a lot to get through so lets get right down to it.

Backups/Replacement(s) needed:

First off thanks to a slight miscalculation on my behalf (more of that to come later) we ended up with one player shy of what we needed. This then became 2 when one of the players we had signed up without asking decided he didn't want to play. We were able to replace one of those with crazedfan stepping up to help us out and SPA getting a seasoned PG vet as a last round pick.

Victor Rodriguez was offered the spot and was initially sceptical but is going to try out the event this weekend and then decide if he wants to stay on permanently. Moll has also expressed an interest in returning to the post-keeper system BECW world. I also suggested DankNabbot, Kings Gambit, GSPMadeMeGay etc as possible replacements and it would be nice to have a few back ups just in case. If you are interested sound out in the comments or shoot me an email.

Draft Recap:

Ohh boy was that ever fun. Most people would agree the draft is usually the best part of the whole BECW season and removing the keepers meant everyone went back into the draft meaning even more madness. You should all try and read through starting from about here.

I'll defer to Mendoza's wit and humour for this one:

PFP Kicks it off

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The first comment deserving of a spot here. PFP shows off his glorious new team name.

Swansowned

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In response to Punisher Bass drafting Katie Winter in the first round, Christian Diaz gives his analysis of the test that lies in front of KatGirl.

The Bong-Shark-PFP-Drew Love Quadrilateral Part 1

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With his first pick, Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong selected Call Me Shark. A bit of a reach, but JRSB must know

something we don't, right?

The Bong-Shark-PFP-Drew Love Quadrilateral Part 2

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Turns out that JSRB is so far ahead of the curb, that he stays 10 steps ahead of even himself, as he selected a late

round talent early on. Now he must beg for mercy from the next man on the draft board, PFP, who acquired that pick

in a trade with myself. A bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

The Bong-Shark-PFP-Drew Love Quadrilateral Part 3

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It appears that the God of Insanity is a benevolent one. PFP has mercy on Bong and it looks like Bong just might get

his man. Or will he?

The Bong-Shark-PFP-Drew Love Quadrilateral Part 4

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Nope, guess not. Although, I can't blame PFP. OBP appeared to veto Bong's request, making the whole situation a

bit of a clusterfuck. Can't get any worse for him.

The Bong-Shark-PFP-Drew Love Quadrilateral Part 5

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Never mind. It got significantly worse for him. This is the kind of stuff that belongs in BECW

lore. Will this saga come to an end for Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF

DRAGON BALL Z!

The Bong-Shark-PFP-Drew Love Quadrilateral Part 6

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...or right here. PFP allows Bong to re-do his pick, on the condition that Detroit Drew is still a Dickridah with

Ambitionz. Bong took LBO, with that pick. Call Me Shark kept on trucking, eventually being selected in the 4th round

by Punisher Bass, concluding this series of jackassery.

The Bong-Shark-PFP-Drew Love Quadrilateral Part 7

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...buuut not before more fun would be made at the expense of JSRB, with some old-school BECW references.

Maavin wants to join in on the cockblock party

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Maavin made two horrible mistakes here. The first is drafting KMcCaig, who is ineligible to be drafted, because he's

a goddamn captain. The second is actually wanting to draft KMcCaig.

Damn you, OBP

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Well, I wouldn't be much fun if I didn't post any jokes at my expense. My former mortal enemy and now teammate,

Marcu$ puts out some low hanging fruit, and OBP capitalizes.

SPA was present for the draft in spirit

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Sonnen's Political Advisor may not have been in the draft thread, but he made sure that his awful picks would leave

an impression on us. After drafting Forkboy in the 6th round, several of those in attendance pondered the decision,

as well as what to think of any of SPA's decisions.

The Return of TC Engel II: The Returnering.

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After PFP drafted TC Engel, who is probably one of the few BECW players that should go undrafted, the picking

strategy of the British OK Cupid user was discussed.

-Neil-'s Odyssey Part 1

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Christian Diaz put a cap on an admittedly stellar draft by taking -Neil- and Violent Newt in the last round.

-Neil-'s Odyssey Part 2

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The fact that -Neil-, a historically good picker, fell as far as the last 13 picks was unbelievable. Diaz's choice was

met with much acclaim. You couldn't blame a captain for kicking themselves for not picking him much sooner. But

one man decided to show his love for the pick in a different, more alpha manner.

-Neil-'s Odyssey Part 3

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Why, if it isn't our old friend, Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong? He approved so much of the pick, he decided that he

would pick the exact same guy! It's almost as good a pick as spending $10 on Steam to draft Jeremy Cthulier.

-Neil-'s Odyssey Part 4

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Christian Diaz certainly approved of that pick. Him and Bong are clearly on the same wavelength. I bet Diaz is upset

that he didn't think of this kind of pick sooner.

-Neil-'s Odyssey Part 5

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Of course, other players comment on the strategy of picking a guy that was already picked. Josh Hall's rating

system is certainly accurate in this instance.

-Neil-'s Odyssey Part 6

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OBP decides to be a bro and gives a list of available players to Bong, despite the fact that the captains were

provided an updating list before the draft. Still, a nice act by OBP, let's see how Bong responds to this.

-Neil-'s Odyssey THE CONCLUSION

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Here we see a broken man, whose soul was taken by a long, tedious thing such as the draft.

Don't worry, Bong. The draft certainly doesn't get any easier, but it does get more fun. For me at least. Maybe not you,

considering we were laughing at your expense.

Punisher gets Punished(ment Athletics)

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Punisher was a bit of a star in his own right in this draft. Not for any particular moments, just the fact that he was

completely terrible at drafting.

Oh, the ironing

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Apparently, the irony of laughing at a captain's miserable failure was lost on our good friend, Bong. To add insult to

significantly more insults, he reply failed on this comment meant for Punisher Bass.

The end of the draft

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Somehow, the guys who all were absent for this draft were all lined up next to each other, causing the last 5 picks to

be auto drafted. Oh wait, not all of them, because I traded my pick to auto KMcCaig, so I had his pick and was

skipped. So I'm short a player, OBP is a dick and the draft technically isn't over yet.

Post draft shenanigans

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Oh hey, it's Murderfly! One of the rookie captains, who couldn't make it to the draft! Apparently, his excuse for

missing the draft is that he is some sort of mystical time traveler. Why else would he post this comment two hours

after the draft concluded, unless he's some kind of draft failure, as well?

Well that was fun. Thanks to Sugs for the recap, captains for captaining and Bong for provided the lols.

Teams and Divisions:

Right so here are the team lists and divivions starting with the reigning, champs captained by Manch1ld. Team Name to be decided but probably something about going to fuck myself.

Manch1ld
Soilworker
Greek_fighter
Andersac
DrOctagon
SteveevaD
MrBrutality
Sexytime
GregtheRangerStott

Next up SPA. The autodrafting Gods were on his side as he ended up with a very solid looking side. Forkboy notwithstanding. Team name to be decided.

Sonnens Political Advisor
Waristotle
sunyue
UKMMAMAN
PatTzu
StevenGiles
forkboy
bcpjkell
crazedfan

Now comes KmcCaig and his alphabet atrocities:

KmCaig
Tats16
jason18
mlzybaby
Andy Davis...
Archelon
bodytriangle
Careful-Icarus
chairmaker

Rounding out the short bus division is ZSP

ZSP
pookie_gnome
euthanatos
TheTrapezoidConspiracy
Jake Hopkins
Gator rolled
clay_davis
clayguidashair
The_Vortex

I used all my wit thinking of the name for the short bus division so here is the second division.

PFP and his Dickridah-Ambitionz.

PFP
Shawn91111
DetroitDrew
Fedorable
grizzlyatoms
jafotinatos
Lanky6
TC Engel
Huggybear

Sugel and his one player short Memoirs of a Meisha

Sugel
Horseloverfat
pooki
Dave Strummer
Marcus
Earl Montclair
Wonderfulspam
Discoandherpes

Christian Diaz so good we dont need a name:

Ron Swanson
Our Bovine Public
Josh Hall :-)
Phenyl Engine Rods
Lucas Bourdon
Mazzacare
Fraser Coffeen
-Neil-
ViolentNewt

Fighting for second place in the division is Benten and his to be decideds:

Benten20
WYK
Sday420
Rob Young
Knowlege
TitanFan2K
DreamingOfFighting
BROCK_LESNAR
LYHL

The Hopeless division led by Joe Rogan and his Bong:

Joe Rogans smoking bong
Patrick Wyman
LBO
FFC
snax
BrutalBobbyT
Snatchl_BE
Jeremy Couturier
duck

Murderfly and his Genki Sudo's Spinning Sex Swing

Murderfly
aaronb
ScorecardOTN
mmastation
DarthRevan
Jeffigatame
memitim
Yan117
LeMieux

Maavin and his team:

Maavin
flashyG
axln
Zachary Kater
Colonel Duke Lacross
dutchbaby
Niftu_Cal
Gefop
Dirtyml

Punisher Bass and his Bassholes. Or something else fishy:

Punisherbass
KatGirl
Ebinch
Community_is_Awesome
Call Me Shark
Matt Bishop
Unabomberman
Negadelphia
Nuclearsun

Oh yeah. There were 2 events this weekend. Here are the individual rankings for that event:

PG Name BE Name Event 2
inadvertentgroinstrike Paulo Filho’s Psychiatrist 133
Horselover_Fat Horselover Fat 133
Marcus27 Marcu$ 128
DreamingOfFighting DreamingOfFighting 127
KMcCaig SlimDigg 125
detroitdrew detroitdrew1980 123
forkboy forkboy 122
FlashyG FlashyG 121
euthanatos euthanatos 119
WonderfulSpam WonderfulSpam 117
Some_Guy -Neil- 117
MostDiabolicalHater Earl Montclair 117
Jeffigatame Jeffigatame 117
benten20 benten20 115
Sday420 Sday420 114
sunyue sun yue 114
The-Smoking-Bong Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong 113
ivanillich Jake Hopkins 113
duck duck 112
Tats Tats16 112
MrBrutality MrBrutality 111
JoshHall Josh Hall 110
fightinghistorian Patrick Wyman 110
RonSwanson Christian Diaz 108
Sexytime Sexytime 108
Yan117 Yan117 107
WYK WYK 107
TheBoss Matt Bishop 107
brkrny Gator rolled 105
sMendo7 Sugel Mendoza 105
DarthRevan DarthRevan 104
huggybear huggy bear 103
grizzlyatoms grizzlyatoms 103
FraserCoffeen Fraser Coffeen 103
Niftu_Cal Niftu Cal 102
The_Vortex The_Vortex 102
alxn alxn 102
PatTzu Pat Tzu 101
Nuclearsun NuclearSun 99
GregtheRangerStott GregtheRangerStott 98
Pookie Pooki 98
Call_Me_Shark Call Me Shark 98
PunisherBass PunisherBass 97
Morior23 Colonel Duke Lacross 97
lanky6 lanky6 97
TheTrapezoidConspiracy TheTrapezoidConspiracy 95
brutalbobbyt brutalbobbyt 95
Pookie_Gnome Pookie_Gnome 94
dutchbaby dutchbaby 94
FFC FFC 94
KJ_ZametovStPierre Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre 94
ViolentNewt Violent Newt 91
StevenGiles StevenGiles 91
MMAStation MMAStation 90
mlzybaby mlzybaby 90
MrMazz MaZZacare 89
SonnensLifeCoach Sonnens Political Adviser 89
DrOctagon Dr. Octagon 88
Archelon Archelon 88
OurBovinePublic Our Bovine Public 86
Gefop Gefop 84
Snax Snax 83
phenyl_engine_rods phenylenginerods 82
Negadelphia It's Always Raining In Negadelphia 80
LYHL LYHL 78
clayguidashair clayguidashair 78
UKMMAMAN UK MMA MAN 77
Discoandherpes Discoandherpes 76
Andy_Davis Andy Davis 76
Fedorable Fedorable 76
Snatchl_BE Snatchl 71
Manch1ld Manch1ld 23
TitanFan2K TitanFan2K 0
bcpjkell bcpjkell 0
Montefisto Dave Strummer 0
dirtyml dirtyml 0
Careful-Icarus Careful Icarus 0
LBO LBO 0
jason18 jason18 0
clay_davis Clay Davis 0
Ebinch Ebinch 0
MAAVIN Maavin 0
chairmaker chairmaker 0
tokitok Lucas Bourdon 0
aaronb aaronb 0
BROCK_LESNAR BROCKLESNAR!!!!! 0
Soilworker Soilworker 0

That leaves the rankings look like this overall:

PG Name BE Name Event 1 Event 2 Total
inadvertentgroinstrike Paulo Filho’s Psychiatrist 56 133 189
Horselover_Fat Horselover Fat 46 133 179
Marcus27 Marcu$ 41 128 169
DreamingOfFighting DreamingOfFighting 39 127 166
KMcCaig SlimDigg 50 125 175
detroitdrew detroitdrew1980 49 123 172
forkboy forkboy 36 122 158
FlashyG FlashyG 39 121 160
euthanatos euthanatos 49 119 168
WonderfulSpam WonderfulSpam 61 117 178
Some_Guy -Neil- 48 117 165
MostDiabolicalHater Earl Montclair 38 117 155
Jeffigatame Jeffigatame 16 117 133
benten20 benten20 27 115 142
Sday420 Sday420 51 114 165
sunyue sun yue 36 114 150
The-Smoking-Bong Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong 59 113 172
ivanillich Jake Hopkins 42 113 155
duck duck 62 112 174
Tats Tats16 40 112 152
MrBrutality MrBrutality 39 111 150
JoshHall Josh Hall 56 110 166
fightinghistorian Patrick Wyman 49 110 159
RonSwanson Christian Diaz 54 108 162
Sexytime Sexytime 0 108 108
Yan117 Yan117 61 107 168
WYK WYK 40 107 147
TheBoss Matt Bishop 38 107 145
brkrny Gator rolled 60 105 165
sMendo7 Sugel Mendoza 36 105 141
DarthRevan DarthRevan 31 104 135
huggybear huggy bear 63 103 166
grizzlyatoms grizzlyatoms 61 103 164
FraserCoffeen Fraser Coffeen 56 103 159
Niftu_Cal Niftu Cal 48 102 150
The_Vortex The_Vortex 42 102 144
alxn alxn 34 102 136
PatTzu Pat Tzu 62 101 163
Nuclearsun NuclearSun 0 99 99
GregtheRangerStott GregtheRangerStott 49 98 147
Pookie Pooki 44 98 142
Call_Me_Shark Call Me Shark 0 98 98
PunisherBass PunisherBass 52 97 149
Morior23 Colonel Duke Lacross 31 97 128
lanky6 lanky6 30 97 127
TheTrapezoidConspiracy TheTrapezoidConspiracy 38 95 133
brutalbobbyt brutalbobbyt 28 95 123
Pookie_Gnome Pookie_Gnome 44 94 138
dutchbaby dutchbaby 38 94 132
FFC FFC 38 94 132
KJ_ZametovStPierre Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre 0 94 94
ViolentNewt Violent Newt 58 91 149
StevenGiles StevenGiles 34 91 125
MMAStation MMAStation 45 90 135
mlzybaby mlzybaby 28 90 118
MrMazz MaZZacare 42 89 131
SonnensLifeCoach Sonnens Political Adviser 28 89 117
DrOctagon Dr. Octagon 58 88 146
Archelon Archelon 54 88 142
OurBovinePublic Our Bovine Public 47 86 133
Gefop Gefop 27 84 111
Snax Snax 33 83 116
phenyl_engine_rods phenylenginerods 33 82 115
Negadelphia It's Always Raining In Negadelphia 44 80 124
LYHL LYHL 42 78 120
clayguidashair clayguidashair 0 78 78
UKMMAMAN UK MMA MAN 65 77 142
Discoandherpes Discoandherpes 55 76 131
Andy_Davis Andy Davis 45 76 121
Fedorable Fedorable 33 76 109
Snatchl_BE Snatchl 32 71 103
Manch1ld Manch1ld 61 23 84
TitanFan2K TitanFan2K 67 0 67
bcpjkell bcpjkell 64 0 64
Montefisto Dave Strummer 57 0 57
dirtyml dirtyml 56 0 56
Careful-Icarus Careful Icarus 53 0 53
LBO LBO 51 0 51
jason18 jason18 49 0 49
clay_davis Clay Davis 48 0 48
Ebinch Ebinch 48 0 48
MAAVIN Maavin 33 0 33
chairmaker chairmaker 31 0 31
tokitok Lucas Bourdon 31 0 31
aaronb aaronb 27 0 27
BROCK_LESNAR BROCKLESNAR!!!!! 23 0 23
Soilworker Soilworker 16 0 16
If you missed both events I removed you assuming you didnt want to be involed. Thats all for now folks. Laters

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