Anderson's return will be....stunning? cringe-worthy? apocalyptic?
There are two big potential comebacks, and one of them isn't happening because cutting weight makes him sh*t diamonds.
In the Grand Scheme of things, it's safe to say Anderson is a top three all time mma fighter easily. From the gentle slopes of the Nutride Mountains of Zuffariland, he could be seen as number one easily, and a more restrained soul might have trouble juggling the top 3.
Got caught cajoling, getting craftily clonked
Cleanly collapsed via the chinny chin chin
Clowning a credible challenger's chances
Of wrecking the best of the best that was him
Better than ever, and sick of defeat
Anderson came back the best that he'd been
Threw out a kick without turning the hip
And broke his wee leg, on the check of a shin.
Not one to quit, he's rehabbing and sparring
Rumors of fighting the man they call Nick
Anderson spider intent on providing
With Diaz this fight is just guaranteed sick!
What will the future hold for Anderson? He's not young, but who's to say. You're to say, that's who.