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ClumsyPoll: Anderson Silva's return will be...?

Anderson's return will be....stunning? cringe-worthy? apocalyptic?

There are two big potential comebacks, and one of them isn't happening because cutting weight makes him sh*t diamonds.

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In the Grand Scheme of things, it's safe to say Anderson is a top three all time mma fighter easily. From the gentle slopes of the Nutride Mountains of Zuffariland, he could be seen as number one easily, and a more restrained soul might have trouble juggling the top 3.


Got caught cajoling, getting craftily clonked

Cleanly collapsed via the chinny chin chin

Clowning a credible challenger's chances

Of wrecking the best of the best that was him

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Better than ever, and sick of defeat

Anderson came back the best that he'd been

Threw out a kick without turning the hip

And broke his wee leg, on the check of a shin.

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Not one to quit, he's rehabbing and sparring

Rumors of fighting the man they call Nick

Anderson spider intent on providing

With Diaz this fight is just guaranteed sick!

What will the future hold for Anderson? He's not young, but who's to say. You're to say, that's who.

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\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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