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BECW Season 9 GP Semifinals and then there were two...events on the same day and only five people cared.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present your thread saver.

Special thanks to The fish of destruction that is not a fish for keeping the live post going all on his own at times as no one seemed to particularly care about this past Saturday's two, count 'em, two events. In the immortal words of Forkboy "Can we absolutely for sure shitcan all Fight Pass shows next season?"

Nine events down, two teams remain, let's see what destruction Stipe Miocic and friends wrought on the BECW event that wasn't....

Individual Scores

Rank BE name Points
1 TheTrapezoidConspiracy 144
2 PookieGnome 138
3 Ebinch 137
4 JakeHopkins 136
5 Fedorable 134
5 GreyedOut 134
5 Our Bovine Public 134
5 Horselover Fat 134
9 Mlzybaby 133
9 GregtheRangerStott 133
11 Dr. Octagon 129
12 Sugel Mendoza 128
12 WYK 128
12 Memitim 128
12 Flying.Armbar.Bro 128
16 Archelon 127
16 Skeebop 127
16 Shawn91111 127
16 It's Always Raining in Negadelphia 127
20 Zachary Kater 126
20 UK MMA MAN 126
22 FlashyG 125
23 Earl Montclair 124
24 Violent Newt 123
25 Patrick Wyman 122
25 Wonderfulspam 122
25 MrBrutality 122
28 Mmastation 121
28 brutalbobbyt 121
28 sun yue 121
28 MMAcca 121
28 Andrew Byrne 121
33 loveandpeace 120
33 SlipnRip 120
35 Euthanatos 119
35 Ron Swanson 119
35 Paulo Filho’s Psychiatrist 119
35 Careful Icarus 119
35 Johnnynumber5 119
35 Jafotinatos 119
41 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong 118
41 ScoreCardOTN 118
41 LYHL 118
44 DreamingOfFighting 117
44 Snax 117
44 Tats16 117
47 Phenylenginerods 116
48 Andersac 115
48 Mookie Alexander 115
50 Knowlege 114
51 Mazzacare 113
52 Josh Hall 112
52 Alxn 112
54 Niftu cal 111
54 DarthRevan 111
54 Waristotle 111
54 Manch1ld 111
58 Discoandherpes 110
58 Chairmaker 110
58 -Neil- 110
58 Matt Bishop 110
58 Gator rolled 110
58 Katie Winter 110
64 Sexytime 109
64 LBO 109
66 Sweet Scientist 107
67 Fraser Coffeen 106
67 Punisher Bass 106
69 Jeffigatame 105
69 Gefop 105
71 Clay Davis 104
71 PatTzu 104
73 Cocytus 103
73 SteveevaD 103
75 Rob Young 102
75 Brad Akerson 102
75 Colonel Duke Lacross 102
75 KMcCaig 102
75 Hurricane_Heron 102
80 Soilworker 101
80 JRich3az 101
80 DetroitDrew 101
83 Greek_fighter 100
83 Unabomberman 100
83 Dutchbaby 100
86 Gxc 99
87 grizzlyatoms 98
87 FFC 98
87 Lanky6 98
87 Benten20 98
91 Titan_Fan_2K 96
91 Marcu$ 96
91 Clayguidashair 96
91 Andy Davis 96
95 Snatchl 95
95 1N87 95
95 StevenGiles 95
98 Forkboy 94
99 murderfly 91
100 Yan117 90
100 Bodytriangle 90
102 Aaronb 88
102 RStephen4 88
102 Huggy bear 88
105 Bcpjkell 86
106 sday420 85
107 BROCKLESNAR!!!!! 84
108 DirtyML 83
108 KJ Zametov St-Pierre 83
108 Jason18 83
111 Duck 81
111 Jammin.. 81
111 artnoC 81
111 Maavin 81
115 NuclearSun 73
116 Sklart 66
117 AK Death 56
118 Dave Strummer 0
118 Sonnens Political Adviser 0
118 Cowbird 0
118 Ephemeral Artery 0

Well holee Shit balls, 85 people scored 100 or more points, including all members of 50 Shades, 22 fights for a "single" event will do that I suppose. TheTrapezoidConspiracy comes in first with a monstrous 144, possibly a BECW record, is that right Sugel? Six points in arrears is PookieGnome and another one point back is Ebinch. Wait a sec, that can't be right. JakeHopkins scored 136 for fourth place and rounding out the top five at 134 are Fedorable, GreyedOut, OBP, and The Adipose Tissue of an Equine Aficionado. At the very bottom, our four worst scores were all the same. 0. One big collective fuck you to all.

Average score was 110. Of course, if this was a regular event that number would be closer to half that.

Overall Scores

Rank BE Name Points Change
1 Paulo Filho’s Psychiatrist 640 0
2 GreyedOut 616 5
3 KMcCaig 613 0
4 PookieGnome 612 7
5 Aaronb 609 -4
6 Waristotle 599 -1
7 Jafotinatos 594 1
8 WYK 593 6
9 Horselover Fat 592 12
10 sday420 589 -6
10 FlashyG 589 5
12 Tats16 587 0
13 Sexytime 584 -5
14 Greek_fighter 583 -8
15 Euthanatos 581 4
15 Our Bovine Public 581 19
17 Mmastation 579 4
18 sun yue 577 5
19 UK MMA MAN 576 11
20 Patrick Wyman 575 6
21 Zachary Kater 573 13
22 Dr. Octagon 572 19
23 Marcu$ 571 -15
23 PatTzu 571 -10
23 ScoreCardOTN 571 3
26 Skeebop 568 17
27 Colonel Duke Lacross 566 -12
28 Rob Young 565 -11
29 TheTrapezoidConspiracy 562 43
30 Knowlege 561 4
30 Mlzybaby 561 26
32 Manch1ld 560 1
33 FFC 559 -13
34 Snax 558 9
34 Ebinch 558 33
36 Dutchbaby 556 -13
36 Soilworker 556 -11
36 Alxn 556 3
39 Ron Swanson 555 12
39 Shawn91111 555 17
41 Sugel Mendoza 554 20
42 LBO 553 -3
43 Andersac 552 6
44 DetroitDrew 551 -14
44 Jeffigatame 551 -6
44 Gator rolled 551 -1
44 DarthRevan 551 2
44 GregtheRangerStott 551 28
49 Andrew Byrne 549 7
49 JakeHopkins 549 27
51 Phenylenginerods 548 2
52 1N87 547 -24
52 Fedorable 547 24
54 Josh Hall 546 -2
55 Jammin.. 544 -38
55 DreamingOfFighting 544 4
57 brutalbobbyt 542 10
58 Forkboy 541 -24
59 Yan117 540 -29
59 Hurricane_Heron 540 -11
61 Titan_Fan_2K 538 -19
61 Johnnynumber5 538 9
63 Mazzacare 537 -1
64 Jason18 535 -36
64 StevenGiles 535 -18
66 Matt Bishop 533 -2
67 Clay Davis 527 -3
68 Flying.Armbar.Bro 524 23
68 Memitim 524 23
70 Bcpjkell 523 -21
70 SteveevaD 523 -1
72 Earl Montclair 518 22
73 Discoandherpes 517 9
74 Lanky6 516 -2
74 Fraser Coffeen 516 7
76 BROCKLESNAR!!!!! 515 -21
76 Wonderfulspam 515 19
78 Clayguidashair 514 -6
78 Niftu cal 514 8
80 Sweet Scientist 513 4
80 Mookie Alexander 513 10
82 Gxc 510 -3
83 Maavin 508 -24
83 Snatchl 508 -7
83 Archelon 508 21
86 RStephen4 507 -16
87 DirtyML 506 -23
87 Gefop 506 1
89 grizzlyatoms 505 -7
90 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong 504 11
91 Unabomberman 501 -3
92 Chairmaker 497 8
93 Bodytriangle 494 -8
94 MrBrutality 492 14
95 Brad Akerson 490 3
96 Katie Winter 489 10
97 Andy Davis 487 -1
98 murderfly 486 -5
99 It's Always Raining in Negadelphia 485 12
100 Duck 484 -14
101 Benten20 481 2
102 SlipnRip 480 8
103 Huggy bear 476 -5
104 -Neil- 468 7
105 Cocytus 464 4
106 MMAcca 463 10
107 Careful Icarus 461 9
108 artnoC 460 -2
109 JRich3az 458 4
110 Punisher Bass 456 5
111 Violent Newt 454 8
112 Sklart 452 -11
112 LYHL 452 6
114 AK Death 445 -17
115 KJ Zametov St-Pierre 440 -2
116 loveandpeace 439 4
117 Sonnens Political Adviser 432 -64
118 Ephemeral Artery 424 -56
119 Dave Strummer 411 -40
120 NuclearSun 388 1
121 Cowbird 381 -17

PFP put himself in the driver seat for the Season double by taking sole possession of first place of the season table and leading his team into the finals. GreyedOut, KMcCaig, PookieGnome, and/or Aaronb are going to have to have stellar final events and hope PFP royally fucks it up to have any hope of overtaking him. The title of Cellar dwellar is less certain as only 7 points separates current bottom troll Cowbird from former bottom troll NuclearSun.

Biggest gain went to TheTrapezoidConspiracy who rode is event best score 43 points up the table. Dave Strummer slid 64 spots on his big innertube score.

GP Semifinals matchups

Division 1
Post Madonnas 1126 - 1088 Belfort's Blind Barbers
#Marsthelimit 1096 - 1158 50 Shades of Go Fuck Yourself Harder
Division 2
Blue Chip Prospects 1128 - 988 License To Ilir
Emission Control 956 - 995 Thou Shalt Not Fight Pass

Both match ups were close back and forth affairs for much of the German portion of the card but as the TUF Brazil Finale WORE on, The Post Madonnas and 50 Shades both started to distance themselves from The Belfort's and #Foundtheirlimit respectively and the tickets for the final were punched before Miocic punched Maldonado for the first time. BCP recovered some from last event's disappointment to fell License To Ilir and Emission Control's 0 from Strummer was more costly than TSNFP's 0 from SPA.

Bland Prix matches

Division 3
TEAM VALUE#! TUDO 961 - 1048 Chuck Liddell's Quality Audiobooks
Team Solid Knee+ 1098 - 994 Undying Faith in Guillard

Bland Prix
Rank Team Name Wins Losses Total points
1 Team Solid Knee+ 2 0 1641
2 TEAM VALUE#! TUDO 1 1 1528
3 Chuck Liddell's Quality Audiobooks 1 1 1526
4 Undying Faith in Guillard 0 2 1482

The Knees and The Books win leaving The Knees in first and matched up against second place TEAM VALUE for the chance to take the BP. The Audiobooks take on The Faithful and they have a chance to finish first as well provided they put up a big score and TUDO beats The Knees.

GP Finals

Final
#8 Post Madonnas (4-5)
#3 50 Shades Of Go Fuck Yourself Harder (7-2)
3rd Place Final
#5 Belfort's Blind Barbers (5-4)
#2 #Marsthelimit (7-2)
5th Place Final
#1 Blue Chip Prospects (7-2)
#6 Thou Shalt Not Fight Pass (5-4)
7th place Final
#4 License To Ilir (4-5)
#7 Emission Control (2-7)

Captains Log

Captains Log Total
Paulo Filho’s Psychiatrist 640
KMcCaig 613
Our Bovine Public 581
Marcu$ 571
Rob Young 565
Manch1ld 560
Ron Swanson 555
Sugel Mendoza 554
Josh Hall 546
Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong 504
Violent Newt 454
KJ Zametov St-Pierre 440

He's leading the League table so naturally he's leading here as well. KJ is 200 pts in arrears at the bottom. So Little Cock this guy...

Can the Cinderella #8 Seed Post Pretty Boys GP season of upsets and take Down the #3 Seed, uber consistent Defending Champs, Half Century of Slightly Different Colours or will the Reigning, Defending, Undisputed Champions of the BECW score the back to back win? Find out this coming Saturday, June 7th during the FOX event: UFC Fight Night 42, Henderson vs. Khabilov. get your picks in, I'm talking to you Strummer and friends, and then pop in to the live thread on Saturday. Watch as Mendoza spews hate at Marcu$, Ebinch and Murderfly and PunisherBass play patty cake, while Murderfly posts pictures of fist shaped dildos and various bongs from his "shop". So fun!!

The draft for next season will go down sometime next week, please let your current captain know if you will be returning for Season Bo Derek.

Also, We have three possibly four captains retiring from the ranks so if you would like to try your hand at corralling a wild bunch of feral cats that we call a BECW team, let it be known in the comments below.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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