How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Sexual Assault vs Self Defense, Failed Drug Tests, and Retirement Perks

The week's most entertaining bits from the MMA and UFC twitter world.

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse


There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter and instagram: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, D.E.O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.



"Thank u god the @ufc has decided to pay for my brothers funeral what a blessing this is definitely my biggest moment of my career #ufcthanku"  -Bobby Green

"This is my version of a decent weekend. #Guns #BBQ #helicopter #friends thanks @Onnit for playing."  -Tim Kennedy

"Every round so at least 5 times"  -Daniel Cormier, responding to a fan asking if he can take Jones down at least 3 times.

"All I have to do to make 135 is walk around 160. And I will do it... September sounds good. @ufc lets do it"  -Manny Gamburyan

"Hey @josealdojunior I don't know anything about that post but I do know on Aug 2nd I AM going to BEAT YOUR ASS. #paybacksabitch @danawhite"  -Chad Mendes



"I hate @Benaskren 's ugly goofy ass so much...I wish I could fight him @ONEFCMMA let me @BellatorMMA ? I'll win or gouge his eyes out for DQ"  -War Machine



"Well Chael Sonnen does rhyme with Fail Sonnen ..."  -Derek Brunson

"I have never used any performance enhancing drug of any kind in my entire life. I welcome a random drug test at any day, any time."  -Tim Kennedy

"Chael, Vitor and Wanderlei clearly all using, put them in a three way last man standing match. Seems fair to me."  -Ben Askren

"Wahhh, wahhh! All the pro athletes keep getting caught juicing, big whoop! Priests get caught raping, that's a bigger problem."  -War Machine



"While the #YesAllWomen people are busy crying about "victimization", I was at the gym honing my whoop-ass skillz. #HighFive @KimberlyRoot"  -Shayna Baszler

". @QoSBaszler @KimberlyRoot That's fine because you WANT to but you shouldn't HAVE TO"  -Dr. Ann Maria, Ronda's mom weighs in on this sensitive issue that started with Miss USA's comments on self defense and sexual assault.

"@DrAnnMaria @KimberlyRoot i also shouldnt HAVE 2 prevent my acct from fraud, or HAVE 2 lock my doors at night"  -Shayna Baszler

"@QoSBaszler @KimberlyRoot No, you should not. Which is why we arrest people who commit fraud & not say you had it coming"  -Dr. Ann Maria

"@DrAnnMaria i agree w/that. Just not all the hate @MissUSA is getting"  -Shayna Baszler

"You do realize the thing originated from a guy shooting women at a distance? I'm pretty bad ass but I don't see how that helps"  -Dr. Ann Maria



"Why come to Hilo to vacation, when u can fight 4 ur life with Hilos best.Gr8 training wit the prodigy @bjpenndotcom #work #UFC"  -Dominick Cruz, bantamweight champ and former welterweight champ looking close to the same size.



"That is criminal. Literally, the worst decision I've ever seen. Clear 30-27 Mma judging is a joke. @RossTheRealDeal, u were robbed"  -T.J. Grant

"That was a terrible, terrible decision... I'd love to fight Sanchez. ;-)"  -Dan Hardy

"Just watched the fight I controlled the pace made him miss countered his attacks done more damage stuck to my game plan I WON that fight!"  -Ross Pearson

"@RossTheRealDeal if @ufc wants us to do it again I'm down any time any place make it a 5 rounder. #Iwonthefight"  -Diego Sanchez, please don't. Please just fight a grappler next time.



"Taking advantage of the beautiful beach and sun" -Georges St-Pierre, what's with the towel?



"#DropOut #MaryKay" -Logan Stanton

"I woke up like dissss #bronzy thank you for the spray tan @ggduval96 !! I'm ready for the @maximMag #hot100 party tonight! #keepithealthyandsexy #tanlines #uvFree" -Arianny Celeste

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