SALUTATIONS, TAINTSHAVINGS. You're just starting to grow accustomed to your teams, which means it's time to DO SOME PLAYOFFS SHIT. I'm sunburnt as fuck and I've got to unpack my entire goddamn living room. How the fuck YOU assbags doing? I hope good, unless you're on McCaig's team, in which case I hope you forgot to make your picks and are dying of clitoris cancer. Is that a thing? It should be.
THE FOLLOWING GENTLEMEN SHALL ENGAGE IN A VIGOROUS BOUT OF FISTICUFFS FOR YOUR VICARIOUS THRILLS
Renan Barao (135) vs. T.J. Dillashaw (135)
Daniel Cormier (205) vs. Dan Henderson (199)
Jake Ellenberger (171) vs. Robbie Lawler (171)
Takeya Mizugaki (135) vs. Francisco Rivera (135)
James Krause (156) vs. Jamie Varner (155)
Michael Chiesa (156) vs. Francisco Trinaldo (155)
Tony Ferguson (155) vs. Katsunori Kikuno (155)
Chico Camus (135) vs. Chris Holdsworth (135)
Mitch Clarke (155) vs. Al Iaquinta (155)
Anthony Njokuani (155) vs. Vinc Pichel (155)
Aaron Phillips (145) vs. Sam Sicilia (146)
Jingliang Li (170) vs. David Michaud (171)
I'll update with the spreadsheet link in like ten minutes, my tablet is giving me shit.