A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter and instagram: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, D.E.O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.
"I was talking trash about my friends cracked #android screen how it’s never happened to my #iphone. Jinxed myself. #deserved it. #shattered." -Joe Lauzon
"Here we go with the armchair quarterbacks telling me what I need to do lol I'm telling you some people." -Erik Koch
"I've been starting to get feeling back in my face after 3 years. Kinda liked not feeling punches #FighterProblems" -Cub Swanson, wait, what?
"This stuff was stolen from my home. I hope this guys does right or jail. Someone is selling a bunch of your things. http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/spo/4461526702.html …"" -Tito Ortiz, people still use Craigslist?
"Anything more than the soles of the feet in contact with the ground... It is not 3 points of contact" -Big John McCarthy, responding to how a 'grounded fighter' is currently defined as.
"You know the OLD bodybuilder diet was to eat ALOT if carbs? Now it's to eat very few, both work. War Machinetaught me that... One day it's good, one day it's bad...blah blah blah, science is full of shit!" -
SO YOU WANNA BE F*CKING FUNNY?
"Dear self you know how when you get arrested the cop tells you"you have the right to remain silent"it turns out you can do that all the time" -Forrest Griffin
"Having plenty of arm hair is like having a napkin permanently affixed to your arm. Tim Kennedy" -
"< checks twitter for some Dick jokes >< reads how much he sucks >< shuts twitter account down >" -Stipe Miocic
THE SCIENCE OF FOOTWORK
"Habits make styles- and styles make fights." -Dominick Cruz
"Love Watching these LA vs OKC playoff games,fun matchup...N gr8 way to learn how to improve feints, with footwork patterns,if studied right." -Dominick Cruz, truly interesting how he's studying movement from other sports.
Dana White (@danawhite) May 11, 2014
Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) May 9, 2014
CAN'T SAY SHE DIDN'T SET HERSELF UP FOR THESE TYPES OF REPLIES
"Everyone's been asking me how my #isoflex citrus peach Popsicles turned out. Well....." -Felice Herrig
WEIRD TWITTER BEEF ALERT
"Lol that's what I always do" -Brad Pickett
PHOTOSHOP TWITTER BEEF
MORE JOSH SAMMAN COVERS
Josh Samman (@JoshSamman) April 29, 2014
AOKI'S SON IS IN A KOREAN ZOMBIE SHIRT, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
こいつを助手に連れてきた。 pic.twitter.com/L8egx5XHF8— 青木真也 | Shinya Aoki (@a_ok_i) May 14, 2014
"A still from @liverichmedia video footage. I hate when my sweaters shrink in the wash! #dometicatedDiva @michaeloliveri @suzesuzeq #happyTuesday" -Arianny Celeste, okay, #DomesticatedDiva might be the weirdest hashtag I've seen all week.