If you know Kid Nate, you know I've been dying to come up with an MMA tie-in so I can exploit the infamous elevator brawl between superstar Jay Z and his sister-in-law Solange. Well thanks to the fine folks at TMZ, I've got my angle.
That's right, MMA immortal and UFC Hall of Famer Ken Shamrock -- currently employed as a bodyguard for celebrity rapper 50 Cent -- has some harsh words of criticism for Jay Z's team.
"It's pretty clear that something went off [between Jay Z and Solange] before the fight," says Shamrock.
"The bodyguard should never have put them on the elevator together. You're waiting for a time bomb to go off. And when it does, you're stuck.
"Rather than getting in between Jay and Solange, he was pressing the elevator buttons. It seemed to me he didn't know what his job was."
Jay Z might want to make a call to Ken's firm Pro-tect Global if he wants Ken's expert protection.