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BECW s9e6: Daddy's home!

Hello, you Godless heathens! I missed you these past two events. Been superbusy with moving (AGAIN) and working two jobs like a bawss. Also, watercooling my video card. Thought I'd killed it for a while there! I WAS FREAKING THE SHIT OUT. But it's all good, and it'll live to get dismantled another day. Anyways, I'm so retardedly excited that I'll actually see these fights live instead of streamed HOLY BALLS.

ITINERARY OF FISTICUFFS

Jonny Bones is Dhalsim'ing Glover Texeira, Big Thangs takes on Rashad Evans Sean Spencer Ving Rhames Marshawn Lynch Herman Cain Phil Davis in a ridah-ambitionz wet dream, Team Midget Gangbang's resident snakeskin belt in brojitsu will fight Clay Guida on PCP, Tim the Barbarian will try (and probably fail) to go full Redneck Judo on Luke Rockhold's perfect hair, Jim Miller is fighting the nearest warm body who needs a paycheck and isn't opposed to getting choked out for it, and PRIDE fanboys will be shitting their pants in terror, as GOMIIIIIIIIII is fighting again.

Can't spend too much more time on this, have to get to work. Here's the spreadsheet link. Now go stir some shit up and get banned, fuckos:

Spreadsheet!

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