I see some people liked my version of This Week in Quotes so I decided to do another. I hope somewhere Mike Fagan is giving off a snarky smile while reading this.
"Just got a new phone. Changing all of my social media passwords. Apparently I was hacked." - Jon Jones. I said the same thing when my girlfriend checked my browser history.
"I don't ever want to see Nogueira fight again. He should retire."-Dana White. But he’ll likely get 3 more fights anyway.
"No, no, no... The math teacher doesn't walk away. I put him away. You got one good one left. I'm not asking..."-Chael Sonnen. And if he doesn’t accept I call out Chuck and if he doesn’t accept I’ll call out Art Jimmerson
"What would you like me to call u? Mr Franklin? Rich? Richard? Dick? Ace? Just call me the 1 who ended ur career. Now I'll take a berry blast" -Chael Sonnen . Franklin then replied "I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!"
"Every fight I have to win. I hate losing. I am a bad sportsman and I'm not a good loser." –Tim Kennedy
"He's not bending the rules either, he's crossing the line."-Tim Kennedy, complaining again
"I don't have anything positive right now, ask me something I did bad and I can answer you."Tim Kennedy staying consistent and complaining after victory
The Brawl Heard around the World
"The brawl between Wanderlei Silva and Chael Sonnen at TUF Brazil embarrassed me. First because MMA is not violence, is a fight between two guys that are prepared for it and inside an Octagon." –Vitor Belfort…a fight is still kind of violent
"Second, there's no room for this kind of behavior in a sport like MMA in a time that the sport has its rules inside and outside the Octagon."- Vitor Belfort…unless you ask the wrong question at a Vitor Belfort press conference
"I'm a trainer and I have my own gym, and I tell people to never do something like this,"- Andre Dida, Don’t do what I do, do what I say.
"My intention was to separate them, but I saw that Sonnen was trying to punch him, so in my mind I realized I needed to get Sonnen out of there as fast as possible to make him stop punching Wanderlei." Andre Dida, the peace keeper
"I would never let Wanderlei Silva in a bad situation in front of me." Andre Dida…that explains why Wanderlei never signed the contract to fight Sonnen
"Imagine that you're in a situation like that. You're in a supermarket and when you get back, someone in on top of your mother, your brother, your sister."-Andre Dida…And next week on SuperMarket Showdown Brazil, In search of groceries.