How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Dear Twitter, Help me get a UFC fight please

The week's most interesting bits from the MMA and UFC twitter world.

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter and instagram: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, D.E.O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.

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RANDOM TWIDBITS

"Accidentally put cayenne pepper in my coffee thinking it was cinnamon. Not mad tho, it's pretty good." -Joseph Benavidez ‏

"Anyone else find a bunch of plot holes and flaws in the movie D2: The Mighty Ducks ???" -Mitch Clarke

"While my cat sat in my lap, I used him as a dining tray. Surprisingly it was a pleasant experience for both of us. Thanks cat!" -Daron Cruickshank

"Watching a documentary at the fire house right now. Just saw a whale penis. I will never be able to un-see that whale penis." -Stipe Miocic

"100% dedicated to hacking life to suit my own needs and goals. Don't be constrained by the framework society built around you. #Evolve" -Dan Hardy ‏

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HAMMERFIST PADS AND CURVED FINGERS FOR EYE POKE PREVENTION?

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WHY PAT BARRY SHOULDN'T COACH TUF

"OHSHIT
SITTING IN MY HOTEL ROOM
THOUGHT I HEARD A CAT
KEPT HEARING IT
CHECKED THE HALL
CHICK SCREAMING HELP FROM A ROOM
BROKE THE DOOR IN" -Pat Barry

"BATHROOM DOOR MALFUNCTION. I BROKE THAT ONE IN TO!! I GOT TO BREAK DOWN 2 DOORS!!!!! I HAVE VIDEO OF THE FIRST DOOR BUT MGT. SAID PLEASE NO" -Pat Barry

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UFC VS. SMART PEOPLE

"Watching animal plant-Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. i guess that's Great news for the idiots." -Yancy Medeiros

"Maybe I wouldn't be so sarcastic, if you weren't so dumb. #mynumberoneanswer" -Russell Doane ‏

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DEAR TWITTER, HELP ME GET A FIGHT PLEASE

"Have to get minor surgery and push the fight back to July 4th weekend. Really excited about this fight. Thanks for all the well wishes!" -Chris Weidman

"Hey @danawhite, let me have @lyotomachidafw, just like you let him have @jonnybones when I got hurt @ufc" -Dan Henderson

"Getting back in the gym tomorrow. Quick turn around, just happy I have no injuries & can build off of the hard work from the last camp." -Diego Sanchez

"Hey doofus, paper. Pen. Sign. If they put your brain in a bird, it would fly upside down.9 days to sign or I release those.. Well, you know." -Chael Sonnen

"Dear @ufc sure would love to fight in June Albuquerque card!! Just sayin 6 fights 1 year. If your a fighter looking to fight " -Donald Cerrone

"Putting gas in my car annoys me. Really right now everything annoys me and I just want to fight" -Ike Vallie-Flagg

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TWICTURES

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ZERO TOLERANCE... BUT NOT REALLY

" hope you can watch this and find it in your heart to give me a at my dream. " -Will Chope

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MOAR TWICTURES

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